Okay, so me and my friend were doin some salvia ya know and my dog starts barking. I look up and see colors moving out my window. HOLY FUCK! My mom is home WTF?!?!? So my fuckin kitchen is smoky as HELL. Me and my friend BOOKED IT OUT OF THAT MOFO IN LIKE 1/10,000 of a milisecond no joke. As we scramble to shut my screen, he screams out "FUCK!" and we booked it on to my deck, into my yard and over my fence. Everything i have said is like a combined total of 5 seconds. So as we as going out, my mom comes in and we run down the street and I'm in my socks! I freak the fuck out and finally go back and tell my mom that some kid came up to my screen and started smoking and we just got scared and we ran cos ya know we were just scared. Well, she's like "ok" then the next day she says she wants me to tell the truth so i tell her we were just smoking leaves from outside, not cigs or anything. Holy shit that was so scary because right as we stepped outside to run, she comes in.
I gotta admit though, those are pretty lame excuses. But it was on the fly so you had to work with what you had. One time when we almost got busted, we said someone was smoking in front of this shop we went into, and that's how the smell got on us. Don't you just love the excuses that somehow work, at least for a while until you can think of something better?
thats why you dont run and just sit there and wave. The more noncholant you are the less your mom will care. Because you would obviusly run if you were doing something wrong.
lmao. You said you were smoking leaves from outside? Wow. You do realize there's no way in hell your mom believed that, right?
Im not trying to be the usual 'smokindude dick head', but this thread made me laugh. Smoking leaves man? Shoulda just said a friend was over and he wasnt sure if he was allowed to smoke butts inside, so he did anyways. But I guess its good your a sucky liar, it must mean you dont do it as much.
She was more concerned with the fact that i was burning something, not that I was smoking. She gets really concerned about candles and incense because of the fire hazard.
FOR THE 69th TIME: I'M NOT 32!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol sounds so intense, but it was just cause you were on salvia eh? well i mean it was sorta crazy, but ... yeah you get the point lol im lazy
That sounds scary as hell. Like this one time, I was stupidly trying salvia in this little patch of green behind a wall near where I live. And it turned out it was part of someone's garden. The people from the house just walked up to us just as I was exhaling a huge hit of it and it was scary as fuck. I hid the pipe pretty well though, and me and my friend made some lame excuse and ran off. Luckily the salvia didn't really affect me much. Plus we didn't know them, so that was good. It was a stupid idea to do it there, anyway.
No need to get snappy. I, obviously, didn't see the other 68 posts where you said you weren't 32. I see you took it out of your profile that you aren't 32 anymore, good thinking.
