Who likes smokin dude???...

hahah green, 'tea and crumpets shit' ^^

lol yeah i hate the sterotypical view of posh brits




oooh doris lets have some teaaaaa and crumpets, tallyho!

 

i love tea..... but i have no fucking clue what a crumpet is?

i also have no clue how to play cricket.



so in the eternal words of Raphael from the teenage mutant ninja turtles:

"Cricket!? Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!"

 

a crumpet is this nice bread sort of thing- delicious with butter . cricket, i dont even know the rules to that, its mainly liked by 45+ year old assistant managers who just dont give a flying shit about fun.

 

britain is really different now a days, none of that stuff really exsist unless u go a few hundred miles away from civilisation into the country side with the olden folk. but hell id rather munch on crumpets and tea with my aunt while watchin cricket, than be a home taught, sweaty- hamburger munchin redneck rackhead baby who raped just about all of his cousins (and im not just talking about the female ones either) and now has finnaly found his love, a dead gangster rapper who he can relate to- even tho pac WAS NOT a crackhead baby, nor' was he an idiot or a a wigger, so fuck you and why dont u duck out to that farm you was born in you fucking peace of horse shit

 

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smokindude, after much deliberation the last few days i've decided to suggest that you should remove the illmatic cover from your sig and replace it with 'Pac. I understand that this nas album is one of your favorite all time albums. The eyes of the young boy confuse me. Some days he looks like a sad child with a rough childhood and other days his eyes tell me that he's gonna harm me for some reason I've yet to figure out. Tupac never looked like he'd cause me harm. Thank you for considering,

TheShow

 

mr green how can smokindude be a wigger? Isn't he black?

 

we are all wiggers at heart.... what ever that means?

 

that was really mean

 

woah, well, if anything we have the upper hand there!! wtf!

 

Didn't ya read the rest of the post numb nuts? Bush in all his poor skills apparently has some abilities since he operates Blair as his personal European puppet. So yes in this case I'd rather be the puppeteer than the puppet. so n o you don't have the upper hand.

 

i havnt bothered reading this thread yet because it seems silly buttt

i got baked and im bored

and i was trying to read that and i thought itsaid fuckward so i thought he meant forward so i was trying to switch around the letters

fuck this makes no sense ahah

peace

^^

 

haha, you post funny shit when your high.

 

i like cricket. but its nothing like the greatest sport in the world, soccer (football).

 

that's bollocks thats what you yanks would like to believe, but rather be any kind of puppet than a mentally challenged monkey-turned islamic fundamentalist.

 

Yanks? What the hell is a yankee anyway? Is that some shit americans made up or... did the word exist before the revolutionary war? Is it a derogatory word if a CANOOK calls me a yankee? And what the fuck is a canook? Damn, nationalities are confusing.

 

smokindude... WHAT A BEAST! HAHA! JAY KAY!

 

jimi420 fuckin hilarious!

 

okaaayy, i am to take it from fred durst's endorsed red cap and american sport that the yankees are a baseball team.
but the word i said was YANK, and it's commonly used over here to refer to americans.
FUCK knows where it came from.

 

I find of many of his posts full of positive input and of the highest intellectual standard.

Tupac = Black Jesus
Smokindude = Tupac
Therefore:
Smokindude = Black Jesus


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