Anyone Have Any Experience With Home-Drug Testing Kits?

after fucking up earlier this summer, my parents are gonna drug test me sometime in the next month.


however, i smoke mad blunts everyday.

does anyone have any experience or tips in tampering with home drug tests?

i need something that doesnt take any time to do beforehand, because im not gonna know when the test is coming.

thanks to my fellow bowl-smokers

 

put some bleach in a clear eyes bottle and drop that into the test.

 

Yea, home tests really suck. I wouldn't worry too much about it

 

yea i smoked at least every other day while i was getting tested and passed.. but that doesnt mean its a guarentee, you should prolley slow down, start drinking lots of water (not like chugging, but just a high amount, that way when u get tested u will have diluted piss)

the bleach in piss will work, but u have to always have it on you. and u have to hope that yer parents wont stand right behind you as u take the test. dont count on using toliet water, cause i bet that the test will have some dye to pour in the water.

some home tests also have a lab that the piss can be mailed to and a more effective test can be performed. now most parents are happy with a home test that says pass cause theyy have peace of mind, but im just letting you know

 

Put 1/2 piss and 1/2 of it warm water and bleach.

 

Will bleach really work? Even for tests that aren't at home, but at like a docters office? I may be having a test soon, as in tomorrow or the next day.

 

at a doc's office i bet they will be able to tell if its fucked with

 

dude I passed mine by having a non toking friend piss in a bottle and I taped it to my leg
a condomn would work better. Also, I had the distinct advantage of knowing when the test was, so my advice to you would be that if your parents have a calendar, look in it and see if they have the day of the test in it. Also, searching the bathroom cabinets and closets helps, cause if you find the test, you know what your up against man. My shit was 100% accurate man, but some of them arent and can be fooled by dipping the test thing in the clean toilet water and just peeing a little in it, maybe shaking it around a little Peace

 

and dude, water doesnt help until the day of the test. if you wanna pass on your own merit (which I doubt, I wouldnt), stop smoking now, and drink cranberry juice everyday, as it cleans the urinary tract. dont drink a bunch of water cause it wont help. It only helps on the day of the test because if you drink a shitload of water, it disguises the thc in the test. In my opinion, it would be easier for you to just stop smoking now, work out a little, and drink cranberry juice everyday, cause its really fuckin hard to pass a test the cheating way (trust me, I know from experience, so many things can go wrong

 

all right, i got the test kit in my hands. it says First Check Home 4 Drug Test. its FDA cleared and says 99.9 percent accurate. says its as accurate as screening tests used by doctors and hospitals. anyone seen this and is there any easy way to fake it. cause my mom will be giving it to me all through this year and my junior and probably senier year. and i really dont wanna stop smoking for 3 years.
its not those paper ones, you piss in a cup and wait five minutes and on the top it will show a line thats means negative or positive. anyone else used this one? its from walmart so i dont know if its as accurate as it says. heres the website, http://www.firstcheckfamily.com/
can anyone give me any geurenteed way to pass? ive heard niacin pills work and if they do how many should i take and how long before the test? ive also heard of a pill called Double Sure. any info on that?

 

Thats exactly the test I had!

 

dude, just cut down your smoking a little. You can't expect to smoke everyday and pass every one by cheating. A really good idea would be to just take a break for a few months or until you have been tested a few times. I'm sure that after you have been tested and passed a few times youll be fine and wont get tested that much anymore

 

well, i havnt smoked since may. and i was thinking just smoke once in a while at first. like every other week as opposed to when before i was smoking every day. im just tired of being sober or drunk. drinking gets old.

 

yeah thats the exact one i had too man, nevertheless i failed MISERABLY haha but my parents were okay with it and all, i say yeah stop smoking for a bit and pass a few tests until you get your parents in a good mood then hopefully they wont test you anymore, and maybe stop "acting high" around them or something idk man its a tricky situation