Dog biscuits taste good !!

Discussion in 'Mind Games' started by Columbo, Sep 21, 2006.

  1. Columbo

    Columbo Senior Member

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    Has anyonelse eaten dog buscuits they actually taste OK - not
    those black ones though - they taste awful but the pink and the beige coloured ones are good - also the yellowish green ones
    It mindfucked me to learn this but theyre all right
    I may not eat any Mcvitties anymore -
    do u think they are harmful to humans because really they have some flavour to them - theyre not all sugary and sickly like human biscuits
    Read this though cuz I'm worried icase of harmful effects

    This guy lived by us and he went a bit nuts and started claiming
    he was turning into a cat, well anyway his wife used to come into a shop my mom owned to buy food - and one day she bought 10 tins of catfood
    my mom said - have you got a cat - the woman looked embarrassed and ran out of the shop but came back ten mins later and asked my mom if these wre harmful to humans - then she burst out crying and told my mom the whole story about her husband - well about a month later and a hundred tins we never saw the woman for a week and then she was in the shop and said "Oh my husband died last week" my mom said - oh my god was it the catfood and the woman said no - he broke his neck trying to lick his arse
     
  2. DelxPez

    DelxPez Member

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    he broke his neck trying to lick his arse

    HAHAHAHA!
    that was fckin hilarious!


    PS. dog biscuits are good, catfood sucks!;)
     
  3. campfirejam

    campfirejam Something-Something

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    Hmmmm, fucked up story but yeah I've tried dog biscuits before. I didn't think they were all that great. I mean there's better tasting things around. My nephew wanted to eat one, so I gave him one and he said he liked it, I didn't believe him though.
     
  4. PsyGrunge

    PsyGrunge Full Fractal Force

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    you sad, empty, hollow individual. :p
     
  5. rob1134

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  6. eveninmadness

    eveninmadness Member

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    Depends.

    Sounds odd, and if i hadent tried them myself- i would problably be like "Wtf..weird a$$"..

    However, after my boyfriend nagged me and backed up his reasons why i should try a certain gourmet cookie-- i broke down and got annoyed enough to where i actually did it.

    [​IMG]

    these. better for you- and better tasting than the human look alike cookies.

    No joke.
     
  7. Columbo

    Columbo Senior Member

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    Yeah theres a few wierdo's left who havent tried dog biscuits but its one of those things you just gotta try before you (buy? ... no) die.
    Glad there are still some people who like to experiment.
    I havent tried tropical fish food yet but may do after my dog biscuit experiences - I find that
    pedigree chum make the best biscuits and bonio
    Winnits (or is it winnets) are quite good too

    now wheres that cattomeat I left in the fridge
     
  8. AshtonsMom

    AshtonsMom Banned

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    man, if you are eating dog biscuits, then you just may need help. dude, that's just nasty as hell. :rolleyes:
     
  9. Columbo

    Columbo Senior Member

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    You've obviously tried them but didnt like them, I suggest changing brands.
    Its only natural to want to test what they taste like!
    I do have one bit of advice - never try to take any food from your dog while its eating ! I tried this once and nearly got ripped to shreds by a Scottish Terrier. Damned thing tore my best suit jacket into small peices.
    Also never let your dog see you eating its food - this will lead him to deduce that he can eat yours. Keep your human biscuits safe.
     
  10. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    I tried them when I was little... they taste aight.
     
  11. Dustinthewind

    Dustinthewind woopdee fucking doo

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    I like the chocolate covered ones. YUUUMMM.
     
  12. Lady Fi

    Lady Fi Member

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    I like the chocolate buttons for hamsters, dogs and cats, theyre pretty tasty, i could eat them all day :p
     
  13. Dustinthewind

    Dustinthewind woopdee fucking doo

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    I've never seen those before.
     
  14. rob1134

    rob1134 Member

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    wow i actually just tried a dog treat. it tasted like a graham cracker with no flavor.... really not too bad. lol funny.
     
  15. Dustinthewind

    Dustinthewind woopdee fucking doo

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    Did you try it because of this thread?
     
  16. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    Yeah like sawdust.

    In a pinch they can fill you up.
     
  17. Dustinthewind

    Dustinthewind woopdee fucking doo

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    dammit, i sooo miss the dog in the sweater pic.


    the cat is hella cute tho.
     
  18. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    this is why I like you.

    :)
     
  19. rob1134

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    nah some friends were over and one of them started eating one as a dare. then he was like.... its actually not that bad. so we all tried one, i have like 20 different types of dog biscuits some over 6 years old... so that was fun.
     
  20. eveninmadness

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    trying a dog biscut does not make you gross. being a hipocrit makes you gross.
    this kid thinks dog buscuts are gross, but you should see the nastier, dumb stuff he posts.
     
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