First time Anal a success!!!

Ok so today i was sitting around not doing anything so i decided i was going to try and take my wife's dildo in my ass.

Ive always wanted to try, i just never had the guts to do it. To affraid. My wife is always bitching that it hurts too much.

So im sitting there thinking how would be the best way. I decided to try a squat technique.

I lubed up the dildo, lubed up my ass and slowly lowered myself till i felt the head of the dildo touching my asshole. Slowly i pushed down till i could feel it start to enter my virgin asshole. then i kinda realized that it was going to be difficult to work up the nevers to continue doing it that way so i started to bounce a little, thinking that it would go a lil deeper everytime i bounced. well did it ever. before i knew it the whole 7 inches was buried deep in my ass.

WOW!! What a great feeling.

 

Whoooo, congrats! Next thing you know you're going to be buying your wife a strap-on.

 

glad you enjoyed it theres nothing better than a good bit of anal, if you want to make it a regular thing, i think u should invest in your own vibe..


are you gonna tell your wife xxx

 

Cool...now you can enjoy a good ass fucking with a strap-on..

 

I wish my wife would buy a strap on.

Ill tell her all in due time. she really isnt into anything kinky. I told her i wanted to when i was down at hurricane katrina but when i came back she didnt really say anything about it.

 

Whoa, what/who were you thinking of when you put the dildo up your ass?

 

Hahahaha! Right on man, um....glad you enjoyed...yourself.

 

I was thinking of my wife fucking me in the ass with a strap-on.

 

Braver than I am!!! Congrads are in order, I guess?

 

Dont hurt at at all! I cant see why she is always like nooo it hurts too much.

Excuses.

 

Were you really thinking of your wife?

 

He was thinking of Joe Rogan.

 

As far as things go in my country, a guy who takes it up teh ass is gay.

 

Yeah, At least I can spell THE correctly. But hey, we all have our own opinions. Maybe if you ventured into the real world you would be able to use normal language.

 

Oh, so sorry, do you realise how many people misspell THE, it's called a typo jackass. It might be just my opinion but since when does a straight guy shove long things up his ass? Are you going in for a prostate exam? Seriously. But whatever, you can keep your homoerotic stimulation.

 

Thanks, I will. Feel free to join a different topic if you dont like or have a positive opinion about the one your reading.

 

Hump it, Hump it, hump it up the butt, oh e oh e oh.

 

...Question. How can people say that? HOW can people EVEN say that?
Okay, so it's fine, just fucking dandy for me to take it in the ass 'cause I'm a chick, right? If it's fine for a girl to like it, why not a guy? Do you not like blow jobs? I could easily say, "Only gay guys like blow jobs because they don't have a girl to fuck, so they have to resort to the next best thing."
All I'm saying here is, think of it this way. I'm a chick, you're a dude. I like oral sex, you probably like oral sex. I like it in the ass, you just might too, if you got curious/brave enough to try it. If girls like it, and gay dudes like it, what makes a straight guy any different? If it feels good, it feels good... doesn't make you queer.

 

Since the first time they tried it.

Like the old saying goes, don't knock it until you try it.

I am like the original poster, married to a woman who doesn't like anything that isn't "normal" . But, anal stimulation is great no matter what sex you are, if you have no pain while doing it. Some woman can't, and I'm guessing some men can't.

You should know by now that there is a bunch of pleasure nerve endings up there and it really enhances an orgasm, but then again you are only 15 and probably should do more reading (learning) and less posting (trash talking) until you get some more experience under your belt.

To each his own.

 

First off, are you blind, I'm 19. Second, I want to try anal, but with a woman, and me doing the anal work, not her, I'm a Fascist, so, I doubt I'll change my mind, I hate Liberal views of openess, if straight guys start doing anal work on themselves then the definition of gay will be changed, and then we won't be able to seperate each other, and diversity is neccesary.