The shittiest thing to happen

I was making a lung, so I was cutting the middle of a cap with the small blade of a swiss army knife. I was almost done, and just had to make the hole bigger, to do this, I had to exert more force. So, I did, the lockblade just fuckin snapped and so my finger was trapped between the blade and the body of the knife. Needless to say, I fuckin sliced my pinky open so badly. I can see a little bit of the bone. It is fuckin DEEP. but I ran in the bathroom, washed it out with soap, held a bunch of paper towels to it for about 5 min (I had to change them after about 30 seconds because they were drenched with blood by then). When the bleeding slowed down, I put wrapped some gauze around my pinky. I have had the gauze on for about five min. This hurts so fuckin bad I am about to cry. I cant tell my mom cause then shell ask how I did it and I wont be able to give her any good reason. OWWWWWW

 

thats why stoners should not have anything sharp

 

Odd.. I cut myself with my swiss army knife yesterday, on the thumb. I was assembing a desk when the blade snapped and cut me. It made a nasty slicing noise. So yea, you're not alone. We should start a support group for victims of swiss army knife blade snap injuries.

 

umm dude..if u see the bone..u gotta tellyour mom..u needd stitches..u most likely sliced throughnerves & everything
idont care what u tell her.. tell her u noticed the knife lying on the table open & whenu went to grab it utripped & it snapped on u..
doesnt matter what u say but u doneed to go get your finger sewn up

if unever had za bone infection. trust me..u dont want 1

 

oh & what the hells a lung? making a lung? that statements confusing me...

 

LOL

cant you think of an excuse?

go to the hospital man....just say you were....hmm....

i duno man....you needa go get stitches tho.....before they have to cutt it off

 

haha man this is jokes, i remember when i broke my ankle stoned (tripped over tv and everything) and was so scared to tell my mum- the tv worked so it was kk, but in the morining the pain was sooo enormous, even dank wouldnt make it go away so i went hospital told my mum i fell out my bed and musta landed strangely

 

alright, so I took the gauze off and put on a bandaid, read soaringeagles comment, then noticed that a shitload of blood was seeping through the bandaid. so i told my dad that i had tried to open the cap of a water bottle with my knife and it snapped shut, and he like soaring eagle told me i needed stiches. he drove me to an urgent care, and i got some stitches and the pinkey is now bandaged up

 

this is not something trivial either. It was deep I could see the bone

 

Ya I don't cut myself with my knife because I try to not take any risks, if it seems like its getting dangerous I try to find another tool... but I have had a few close calls.
My mom once told me to give my razor sharp mul-t-tool to my 10 year old brother so he could cut some palm leaves, I bet her 10$ that within 5mins he'd cut himself to the bone (I was against giving him a knife, cause hes usually pretty hyper, and prone to accidents) Well about 2 minutes after this bet and my mom insisting nothing would happen, my brother slips with the knife, and saws into his thumb, on the bottom part near the palm. Well we could see the bone, and an artery running along the bone, we could even see the artery expanding with his heart beat, it was disgusting. But I cleaned it and taped it closed for him with surgical tape, and put a bandage over it, and it was healed in 2 weeks.

Bottom line is that your cut will heal as long as it doesnt infect, and make sure its held together, then it will just heal. Stitches are only needed when the cuts far apart and you need to hold it together.

 

a lung is when you take a bottle, cut the bottom off. cut a hole in the cap and put a bowl in it. you take a bag and attach the top of it to the bottle with a tight rubber band. inhale so the bag is entirely in the bottle. attach the cap, light the bowl and as you light, slowly pull the bag out of the bottle. smoke should go into the chamber. unscrew the cap and inhale for a big hit. kind of like a waterfall bong without water

 

nice dude! good to hear you got it fixed, awesome advice from soaringeagle, nice work bro

 

I make mine with a lighter and a screw driver. : )

One day ill need the hole jsut a little bigger and burn my fuckign house down LOL

 

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haha all good stories start with "I was making a lung" lol