This is really short, so dont anticipate any extremely great story telling. I'm sitting on my bench thingie, puttin up fishing merchandise (target), and this white dude asks me where something was. I tell him. He walks away, lookin back at me, does a fuckin head nod, and yells "Ja RULLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE" completely randomly. To this fuckin moment I can't come up with a possible fuckin explanation for this wild act of spontaneous gayness.
That could be another reason why he thought he was Ja Rule, because Ja has been out of the spotlight for so long, he probably had to get a job in retail to because he fell off.