Need Help- ASAP

Discussion in 'Busted!' started by Bong Tokin Alcoholic, Sep 19, 2006.

  1. Bong Tokin Alcoholic

    Bong Tokin Alcoholic Member

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    I have been a regular stoner for a few years, and i'd only smoke about a ounce a week. My question is, how soon can I take a drug test to get in the USAF? As it stands right now, the only thing in my way of being from being in the air force is my physical.

    I stopped smoking on Saterday, four days ago. I've been running a mile every day as well as doing physical excercise. What would you believe the estimated time would be? Would it be possible to take my physical before October?
     
  2. rob1134

    rob1134 Member

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    dont count on it
     
  3. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    you SHOULD be alright by mid-October. I recently took a break after smoking 1g-1.5g a day for the last 3 months and after my 16 day break my test came back nice and clear.
     
  4. buffoonman

    buffoonman Senior Member

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    Exercising and saunas will help sweat it out of you. It can take up to 28 days for a regular smoker to pass so its hard to guess if you only smoke once a week. Maybee try and get a test of your doctor first to make sure its ok.
     
  5. HitThatShit

    HitThatShit Member

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    he said an OUNCE a week
     
  6. 06thenewsummeroflove

    06thenewsummeroflove Member

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    yeah drink plenty of water but an ounce a week is a lot so yeah i would make other plans. The air force is dangerous and they dont tolerate stoners. try again later i guess.
     
  7. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    oh shit an ounce a week, thats like 30 nice joints a week, like 4.2 reefers a day. damn dude u OWN. but yea it will take a while till ur clean. also make sure to get some tests ur self- so ull be less paranoid about it if u pass it earlyer :S
     
  8. osirisofwraiths

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    buy a clean out kit from somewhere and then test yourself... idk if it will work but someone once told me they work i think
     
  9. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    That's not really all that much. There many occasions when I have had an ounce last less than a day. When I went to Panama City Beach I took 2oz for me and two friends to smoke for the entire week, but the three of us smoked 1.5oz the first night we were down there and the other 1/2oz the next day and there was no weed for the rest of the week, so we just got drunk.

    The thing is, we usually smoke an ounce in 4-6 blunts.
     
  10. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    ^^ niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice :D
     
  11. Bong Tokin Alcoholic

    Bong Tokin Alcoholic Member

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    Ounce a week isn't a whole lot, if I was smoking schwag I could easily go through a QP in a few days.

    But yeah... I figured as much it would take forever, Walgreens has home testing kits right?
     
  12. Gdeadhead420

    Gdeadhead420 DivineMomentsofTruth

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    stupid egotistic stoners. i smoke more weed then you.
     
  13. Bong Tokin Alcoholic

    Bong Tokin Alcoholic Member

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    Good.

    But you should realize that being a stoner has nothing to do with the amount you smoke rather then the state of mind when your stoned or not. Now don't get me wrong, i've smoked aloooot of bud, but i'd give it up in an instant for something better.

    If you approach weed as "I smoke more then you," you qualify as a pothead, because that is all you care about. Where as a stoner, you care about the high, who you are with and so forth so on. Stoners are peaceful, placid and in my case- I'm a hippy, so I fit right in.

    Don't contradict yourself in the same post, "egotistic" and "I smoke more" are one in the same. Now, this is the only thread i'll post in on the entire forum, so all I know about you is by that single post where you came across as an ass. I could have figured you wrongly, and if I did so, I apologize.
     
  14. pfunk910

    pfunk910 Member

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    Yeah, you could've recognized the sarcasm in his post.

    -Mike
     
  15. Bong Tokin Alcoholic

    Bong Tokin Alcoholic Member

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    Hard to see sarcasm with so many spelling errors.
     
  16. 06thenewsummeroflove

    06thenewsummeroflove Member

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    wait a gosh dern minute here Mr. bong toking alcoholic is a so-called "hippie" but he is trying to pass a drug test to get into the air force. Either you're attempting to stop war and increase the peace from the inside out, or you're one confused ass hippie man.
     
  17. stickybud420

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    Drink as much water as you can. Until you wake up until you to go bed. You should drink it in water bottles. Keep up the exercising. For me it takes about a week to clean out my system. So i give it a week to a month. Good luck!!
     
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