waitin for the shower

i hate my roomate, takes fucken days to take a shower. i could take 7 showers, sonuva bitch takes one

 

i havent showered in 7 days,,so the concept of being frustrated over waiting on one is odd to me..

do tell why you feel the need to wash away the earth from your soul??

 

my brother david is like that. if I ever go to st louis to visit him, and stay in his house, I spend a quarter of the time that he actually does....

I shower, brush teeth and put in my contacts. that is it. (and I never shave at any other persons house)

he spends over an hour in that bathroom.

 

my house is disgusting and when im in it i am wallowing in other peoples filth. sooo if it was just earth on me i wouldnt care so much.

 

i've timed myself.. takes me between 12 and 15 minutes.. get in, get wet, soap up, rinse off.. thats it. i've even tried to "waste time" because people say it's to fast.. but it's still only 12-15 minutes

 

I often have to miss out on showers because I am still yet to explain the concept of water conservation to my chinese roommates. They leave the hot water running while they cook, do their dishes, brush their teeth.....that shit doesn't fly in a desert country.

 

You should share the shower. Studies prove that sharing a shower saves 50% more water.

 

I get bad shrinkage and I don't want to lose face in front of the foreigners. They might think they can start hogging freezer space again.

 

we do shower with each other sometimes. but theres a couple people that live here that wouldnt even fucken take a shower if it werent the only place they could jerk off in private. i am cool off that.

 

You can come waste all my water. I won't mind.

 

I stay in until the hot water turns to cold, so thats pretty quick

 

i can do everything in the bathroom/shower in under 5 minutes if i want to.

but i tend to take a 20 minute shower, taking my time, relax

if i need to shower and someones taking too long, i bust in and throw them out

 

Any nutcake in here take cold showers.

 

Sounds like my husband's cousin. He lived with us for a while and when he took a shower, he was in there for about an hour each time. It was ridiculous.

 

yea, when i don't have time for an ice bath, i'll do a cold shower

 

My deaf sister used to take a bath for hours. I'd get pissed off and bang on the door (she can feel the vibration) and she yell, "What?"

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