So I'm at the gas station.

Well not at the moment, but that's where the story starts.


Actually I better preface this:

My coworker Amanda gives me shit, constantly, about getting in trouble with various goverment organizations on a regular basis.

That being said, there was a policeman in the gas station earlier. The manager, who I know fairly well, comes out of his office and says, "Officer. That's him. That's the one."

The officer replies, "Want me to kick the shit out of him? That's pretty much our routine."

The manager says, "Yes. Please. He's a big trouble maker. Always causing trouble."

To which the officer, who I've never met in my life states, "I know. We have his picture at the precinct."

Amanda then blurts out, "Why? Because he ripped off the IRS and refuses to pay them back?"


Fun times.

 

Then what happened?

 

huh?

 

Then she and the manager the laughed. THe cop looked at me funny, and I quietly exited the building.

 

paranoid much?

 

No.... it was just kind of awkward.

 

packing peanut thread

 

what?

 

simply means you're so bored you're posting nonsense threads that mean nothing to no one but you..

like a filler.. packing peanut to cushion the boredom

 

I thought others would find it kinda funny.

 

So was this cop actually talking about kicking your butt? Were they just teasing you then?

 

Yeah they were just teasing me, but he really gave me the weirdest look when she said I ripped off the IRS.

 

i think you need to punch her in the throat.. and then laugh like it was a funny joke

 

thats pretty funny, at least the cop wasn't serious...cause that would have been alot more awkward

 

I hit her in the eye with a crossword puzzle book. We always assault each other. I get paid to throw stuff around, talk to you guys, and check out hot bitches on myspace with my boss.

 

hhmm maybe i should be punching you in the throat...

 

Jealous? I know I would be.

 

sorta not really.. i have no job.. but i have money.. food, roof over my head, a warm body to snuggle with at night. would be nice to have an income.. but since we're gonna move soon, it'd be pointless to get a job just to move in a month. i'll get one once we've moved north.. then you'll see! you'll all SEE!!!

 

so did you rip off the IRS or was she joking?

 

I really ripped off the IRS.