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up. It was no sherry decanter! It was a spy in disguise! Terence the Spy had been working undercover for the...

 

****. Alas, the poor...

 

Spy was not really a spy. He was a tree, disguised as a spy. At this point, Merv resolved never to take acid again. But the next day...

 

He woke up to find that all this cock in mouth business was really cock and bull. There was a great long shaft in his mouth, but it turned out to be the unfortunate end of Frankie's Howitzer....

 

Cock, in his...

 

chicken shed situated at an organic farm near Totnes in Devon. They would frequently hold parties at the farm and all sorts of...

 

cock. Cock...

 

fancy-dress was a particular favourite. Everybody wanted to win the prize, which happened to be a giant, golden egg.
There was one cock who made a lot of effort to...

 

dress himself up as a cock for the cock fancy dress, but however hard he tried, this cock just could not make himself look like a cock. He would glue extra feathers to his head, draw biro marks on his little feet to make them look more like a cock's feet, he even invested in a little box which made the sound of a cock crowing. But the cock never won. Then one day he simply gave up trying to make himself look like a cock and hired himself a penis costume. This...

 

...was seen as a travesty! For the farm had always had a strict policy that their cock costumes had to home-made. The man dressed as penis was expelled to the surrounding fields where...

 

...he...

 

Stuck his cock in the barrell of the aforementioned Howitzer that was lost to sexual degradation....

 

and blew his jewels away.

It's ok though because he didn't die. He just spent...

 

All his jewels at the pawn shop. Note I said pawn shop, not porn shop, you dirty fuckers. He also spent three weeks in hospital, after which he...

 

decided to start a new life in Goa. In the meantime,