Interactive Story...

I thought we could all make a story together.
Just add a line or two (or even a few) to the story when you feel like it


Once upon a time...

 

there was this little bunny rabbit

 

called Merv, whom everybody in the bunny world knew. He was...

 

...a perverted rabbit with a severe case of kleptomania. Such was his habbit of stealing condoms from unsuspecting passers by, he gained notoriety with the nickname: Merv The Pocket Pinching Perv. Course Merv only stole extra thick condoms for the anal pleasure that he so craved. Merv had a boyfriend called....

 

Frankie. Frankie was completely the opposite of Merv and he wasn't aware of Merv's evil tendencies.
Frankie worked at the National Rabbit and Hare Bank as a Customer advisor. He had....

 

...an extreme form of tourettes syndrome where not only would he yell and swear at inappropriate moments, but would also "act out". One of his most commonly recurring ticks was to threaten to kill the person he was talking to. He would often run to grab the nearest fire axe, butter knife, nearby stone or anything he could lay his hands on and would vigourously threaten his interlocutor with this impromptu weapon. This would only last a few seconds though, after which he would calmly put the weapon down and carry on talking as if nothing had happened. Really, he had a heart of gold.

Once, when...

 

Once when he was talking to his boyfriend Frankie, something Frankie said made him angry, and he reached for the nearest weapon which was...

 

which was, unfortunately, a large cheesecake. But...

 

when he found this cheesecake to be his only weapon, they were able to share it. It was a strawberry cheesecake, and was orgasmically delicious. After they shared it, Merv realized that...

 

... his homosexuality was just a phase. Upon this realisation he called all his former fag hags round for a game of strip poker over beers and cigars, before giving them each a good messy seeing to over the table. Frankie was heartbroken. He bacame angry, and when he gets angry his tics become more extreme. Unfortunately, for Merv and his new found pussy, the nearest weapon to Frankie this time was a Howitzer, which he...

 

than pondered how to use it. He asked his new best friend, Willie, how to use it. Willie than said...

 

"Ahhhhhhhhh me dear rabbit-boy, I'm just a drunken old Hare I canny help ye!"

So Frankie went round to the neighbours...

 

and asked everyone he could find. No one could give him an answer until he came across this wonderful creature named Billy. Billy just happened to be...

 

a gigolo. He sucked on my pulsing cock as it heiled the world, strong and erect as my blonde pubic hair parted for his lips; deepthroating it whole. He fingered my butt with his index, while gently rubbing my gouche with his thumb. Then, with his spare hand he gently twisted and stretched my balls as they...


(A la Naked Lunch )

 

exploded into a viscous liquid. But then...

 

A vicious over-sized man-eating emo came down from outer space with his over-sized razor and IKTPQ CDs and...

 

escorted the discs into the crack of my penis; forcing it down like a blade. God...

 

started whining about how their life was shit and that they were cutting themselves alone in their dark bedroom.
Suddenly...

 

a huge **** engrossed my body. A dire...

 

Straits albums was playing in the background. The scent of tobacco filled the room and a decanter of sherry stood...