Favoriet one liner to get rid of unwanted male attention at a bar...

Hey guys, I'm just your average hetero female. But some of my BEST friends are gay men... I have a "problem" when I go out to bars in that there is always some horney and obnoxious drunk guy trying to pick me up. My favorite one liner that is guaranteed to get rid of them is this: When they ask me if I'm single, I tell them "actually, I prefer gay men". It kills the mood instantly, once they finally figure out what I just said, and they start looking for the nearest exit...

 

say 'don't you have a nice girlfriend to go back too'

he'll say no because he wants to impress you

then tell him you can't stop here chatting all night cause she gets very jealous when you go out on your own.

on second thoughts don't say that, a lot of straight men think that gay females are just there for their pleasure!
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Well, I am a straigt guy, and one thing that wuold make me get out is being asked if I wuould like to see your penis. (No offense to homosexals or transvestites)So...
Obnoxious Drunk Guy: Hey babe, wanna go somewhere a little more private?
You: Oh yea. You're making my dick so hard right now (or something like that).

 

I can't imagine why you would possibly think that what you have just written could be offensive to homosexuals or transvestites
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If i were you i'd mutter something about "...yeast infection..." or "my last partner complained of a burning dick whenever we had sex. It could be the herpes, or it could be the oozing genital warts, maybe we could find out "