I've had this random thought for some time...

God, your Heavenly Father has learned that some of you have been very naughtly lately... The rumors are that some of you use kitchen objects for sexual purposes. I would very much like to forgive you. The only way I can do that is if you post what kitchen object you use in sexual ways. So, post away -

 

The Microwave

 

The Dishcloth....

 

I have a can opener with scissors built in... it's kind of cool.

 

Wow! Doesn't that hurt a little?

 

god i have been very naughty indeed...i progressed from kitchen objects to bathroom powered tools....a curling wand, heated to just the right temp works wonders....can u forgive me please...i used it for good and not for evil..i know i should of asked mommy dearest for permission to use her hair curler first..but i did not think she would understand....dont send me to hell..i cant stand heat and im not into torn clothes....

 

the crock pot.

 

patatoe peeler.

 

Now, all of you, sin no more.