I don't get to receive via volcanos many virgins anymore...

I used to receive Worldwide about 200 virgins by means of volcano sacrafices. Is the Earth out of volcanos? I haven't received much since the 1970s...

 

we're most likely out of virgins...

 

i think the pure virgins of the world now know they can go to japan and get paid big bucks by million dollar made men to eat sushi off their naked bodies.....who wants a volcano when u can be a dinner plate and get paid too!!!!..sorry god..times are changing...the dollar rules...

its a true story btw about the sushi and the virgins...

 

God wants - er - needs pictures...for his files of course...

 

Google it ya perv.

 

Blaim it on Britney, now 11 year olds are shaggin' whatever mini-timberlakes they can find.

 

I do britney spears cover songs as blues songs on acoustic sometimes. (seriously) And you should see the reaction. lmao.

 

I believe they are now called 18-30 package holidays.

 

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theres one for your files GOD that one gets me the good room in heaven right?????????????? ​

 

Oh my god... how do you get that job? haha

 

it actually doesnt look that bad, you lay on a table in plastic wrap for an hour and get payed around $600 or more.............. i'm in!!​

 

I'd do it... let's start a company thing...