introduce myself? oh go on then, seeing as you insist! ok, i'm pol pot noodle and: 1) i'm obsessed with eating cheese 2) i'm obsessed with making jokes about pooing my pants 3) i have pooed my pants twice as a fully grown adult 4) but not recently 5) i've eaten cheese recently though...and it was nice 6) have any of you out there heard of a band called los crudos? 7) if anyone has, i'll probably poo myself again out of pure shock and delight! 8) so yes, best keep it to yourselves if you have then 9) i'm not a pervert 10) honest!!
do we have a cheese forum here?? i know we have some cheesy members.. welcome to thee, thy holy pant-shitting cheese man!!!