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I think I have been acted upon in this manner before.

 

TreeHugger said I need to go to Bitch School.
We joke about it all the time because I'm so nice to men I have relationships with...too nice, actually.
I am usually the one getting treated like a bitch in relationships.
Then, these same men leave me for some money grubbing, two faced, lying, cheating whore dog who sleeps with anyone and everyone.
So, I have given up on guys.

 

skid you just need to find the right man

 

I got the ol "D" word a couple years ago and will never do that "M" word again.


I think there are too many assholes of both sexes out there.

 

D word? what is that?

 

You are correct, Sir.
Both sexes have bad people. Bastards and sluts.
I think I will appoint fitzy my "man finder" LOL.
If I can throw the job off on someone else, I don't have to fool with it.
Hey, fitzy, is your grandpa single? Hahaha.
I don't think I'll ever get married. I'm already 30 and still can't seem to find a guy who wants to stay my boyfriend for longer than five months, much less marry me. I was with one guy for three years and he dumped me for someone else.
Made my day, let me tell you. I'm pretty bitter with men, but you guys always seem to cheer me up by making me laugh about how fucked up everything in the world is.

 

3 years, thats a long term investment he made to shit it off for no reason other than thinking with his dick!

 

my grandpa isn't single...but i am

i think you need to go to the library and start picking up men

 

okay she is like 30? The Library is going to score her kids (there are laws against that) college guys (well she would be serviced well) and guys who cant afford cable, lol

 

Hmmm, the library. I haven't thought of that one.

 

whats wrong with not affording cable
means more time spent coming up with things to do together other than watch tv

and nothing wrong with us college kids

 

You know what's frustrating?
A four year old niece who refuses to go to sleep, here at 3 a.m. and a brother who thinks it is my responsibility to raise her for him.
I love this child more than life itself, but I don't know how many more times I can say, "Jade, stop it! Lay back down!"
She keeps taking toys and banging them on other toys.
I take them away from her and she lays there chuckling.
I swear.

 

looks liek skid needs to give otu some spankings

 

Hahaha. Yeah, somebody needs to. My brother must let her get away with more stuff at their house.When she comes here, it's tooth and nail trying to get her to go to sleep and stop singing or clapping her hands and making noise.

 

Xanax.

 

Hahaha! Xanax.
Either that, or some ritalin delivered via a blow dart in the butt cheeks.
I swear. Where do these kids get all this energy?

 

They sense your discomfort and prey upon it like a black man and crack.

 

A black man on crack?
Jeez, that was racist.

*ducks under table when the bullets begin flying.*

 

Oh, shit. I thought this was the non-pc thread.

That's my story and i'm sticking to it.