Okay, so this is waht happened. I'm driving home and this kid calls me cuz I just got a few grams of some nice bud and he wanted to smoke. I didn't feel like it and said I'll call him tomarrow. Then, this girl calls (who's chillin with the same friend) and says "hey u wanna have sex." I'm like "hua" and she says she's serious and everything. I dint know what to think but I had to go home anyways as I'm on a strict curfue since I got in trouble with my parents. Then, I have this aim convo with her which basically ends with "so, um, u wanna some time." Now I'm still a virgin, even though I'm 17, but wtf. This girl isn't the hottest in the world, but she's pretty, it's just, FUCK, she came on strong. I wish it was always this easy with girls. I knida knew she thought I was hot, but damn. It may sound corny, but I wanted it to be a sorta special expirience the first time. This is really wierd cuz I really, really, really, want to have sex, but this was just completly unexpected. Please, give your advice.
You're smoking pot but you're worried about having sex for the first time? Dude, just get some ass. I mean, hell, if you're a partier just party.
Do her, do her in ways that makes a porno seem like a discovery channel documentary. Dont leave a single orfice unused bt atleast 4 kitchen items. Make sure when she walks thru a Walmart that looking around brings back memories of you. That her boyfriends to come can never do anything that you have not already done, then fuck her in her ass one last time, cum all over her back, steal the money and weed out of her purse and sneak out the window leaving her sticky broke and confused! I love Sam Kinison and his sex advice.
Wow, that's pretty fucked up, main'. Yet another reason I love the Kinison. Oh OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
