Your suicide letter...

I believe I wrote two in my lifetime. One around 16 one around 19.

Anyway, assuming I would write a letter. I'd probably write it to my mom or b/f. Maybe one to both.

And it'd probably be a 7 pager. Explaining the last few things that brought me to the decision, a little twisted humor, such as I will haunt you on this day at this time...

Something nice about them, letting them know that I love them. Something telling them to not hate me for my decision (this is my life, if you'd lived it for me, maybe I wouldn't have committed suicide, etc.) And some poetry, I'm sure. Also what things of mine to look at, keep, burn, give away, throw away, how I want to be buried, etc.

 

I would leave an empty envelope. That way I can leave them guessing .Let it screw with everyone for the rest of thier miserable lives.

 

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haha thats sick ^^

 

I can help anyone!.

 

i wouldn't write one, like HatEd leave em all guessing
i have many journals people can look through and try and psychoanalysis all they want, but as for giving them a solid answer as to why i killed myself, thats just too easy for them

 

I'd write a novel addressed to the whole world... and explain in a letter how I want it published...

 

Please contact Ungawabulabula in Zinbawi river in south east africa . A small fortune of stolen Diamonds well be left to you . Bring your visa card since traveling in deep africa is dangerus . Theres a ATM machine in a secret cave by the river mountain . buy junk the locals want . I now must end this life in this miserable continent "USA" . DO NOT RETURN TO THE U.S use that money to buya island in the pacific . armed your self well the IRS agent my atempt a landing at night at the island . after you kill them used them as fish bait.

 

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If you find this it means Im dead. It wasnt an accident, or suicide,

it was the U.S. government.

Peace and love,
Treadge

(That would leave em wondering)

 

I would transmit my suicide note in semaphore from the top of a big cliff and hope someone would read it, or maybe I would Etch it in acid on the front of someones brand new mercedes - now that'd be cool driving around in someonelses suicide note.

I would write
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD
YOU WILL BE SORRY WHEN I AM GONE AND YOU SHOULD SEE THE STATE FUNERAL
WITH 40 HORSEDRAWN CARRIAGES I SHALL HAVE
ALSO DONT FORGET I WANT YOU TO PLAY
ACE OF SPADES BY MOTORHEAD AS THE COFFIN IS BROUGHT INTO THE CATHEDRAL
DAH LIFE WUZ SHIT
EVERYTHINGS SHIT
SHIT _ EVEN SHIT AINT SHIT COMPARED TO THE SHIT LIFES SHIT WUZ
OH SHIT CAN SOMEONE TAKE TIDDLES THE CAT AND FEED HER _ OR ELSE THROW HER UNDER A BUS - SHE WUZ SHIT TOO
YEAH LIFES A BIG OLD HEAPACRUD

or maybe I would stab myself and leave a note written in my own blood saying
It was H
and with a smudge of bllood like that was where I died and then when the police read it
they will arrest some crim theyve been after for ages (and whose name begins with H) and bang em up in clink forever - so that would get one more bit of scum off the streets

 

Truthfully though I wondered if morrisseys song was a brilliant suicide note someone lonely could leave
this is from his days in the smiths and to be honest I forgot the name of the song but I think its called how soon is now

There is a club
and you'd like to go
you could meet somebody who really loves you
so you go and you stand on your own
and you leave on your own
and you go home and you cry and you want to die
you see I've already waited too long and all my hope is gone

IF ANYONE IS INTO SADNESS AND SAD SONGS _ GET THAT RECORD - NOTHING ELSE COMPARES TO IT

 

Oh I've heard a remix of that song by Snake River Conspriacy it's called "How soon is now?" at least the remix is called that.

As for the sucide note. You could stab a knife through the note and then stab the knife through you so it looks like you tacked the note on yourself. Ya know incase they might need an explination for what happend they'll see it right away.

 

very easy...


Letter:
FUCK YOU ALL FUCKGIN HATERS AND BITCHESH , ASSHOLE AND FUCKS, I WISH YOU WOULD BE DEAD SON FUCKERS.... thats it... thats why people kill themnselves... normal ppl would.. and if those who do, DO then it is only bonus for society such an unstable person we dont need.

 

I would write a note telling all my friends how much I care for them and what they should do to remember me. Then I would tell the rest of the world to wise up before its too late. I might elaborate more if it was my actual suicide note.

Hope you're joking.

 

No... no i er... I dont think they are joking - I think that is the christian way of life shining through loud and clear

Nice one, yep I'm gonna do that later, thanks for the idea ! See ya everyone - I'm off to heaven !

 

Dear Mr Keith Richards,
Why don't you love me, I've been following you around for the last 15 years and nothing...I want you to know I loved you to my last breath...Good bye!


I'm a creeper...

 

Tell Oprah I love her

 

While I lived my life only had the meaning that I gave it. Now in death my life's meaning is up to you. How will you remember me? Will I be nothing more than a misguided failure, a lunatic vigilante? Or will I be secretly whispered as a national hero as our heads roll for the cameras?




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i would gladly help you write out YOUR suicide letter.