I wonder how often the President has sex.

Hmmm..

what do you think?

 

Once

 

And that was probably an accident.

 

Yea, he probably fell onto another guy and it just happened.

 

That's something I've never wondered about.

 

Me either, until now....

 

Never thought about it before and still don't want to think about it.

 

Definitely not enough.

 

Me too, it's pretty much like thinking about monkeys on discovery channel

 

*sings*

"You and me baby we ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do it on the Discovery channel!"

 

Some of those people in that band went to my highschool!

 

Wow, really? Did you know them?

 

No, I think they are like at least 10 years older than me. And the singer Pink is from my other highschool that I got kicked out of, and I think even some people on that show Jackass are from here too, but I dont know if they went to my school

 

You guys ever watch that show "That's My Bush"?
The creators of South Park put it together.
It used to come on Comedy Central but I guess it got canceled.
Funny stuff. There's this episode where the family cat is old and dying and Dubya is trying to figure out how to have the thing put to sleep without the wife finding out.
All this talk carries on about how the hair in it is all gnarly and how it stinks and Lara hears this and thinks he's talking about her vagina.
It's a whole episode about their sex life being bland all of a sudden, and Lara thinks it because of her. The cat is so funny looking too.
Good stuff.

 

Deductive reasoning suggests that he has sex quite frequently- and he likes it on the bottom since he fucks up so often.

 

I bet I'm being investigated for having the word "president" in my thread.

 

There's a rumor that the Prez is having an affair with Secretary of State Dr. Condoleezza Rice


If true, well that just gross




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i'm running for president in 2012.. i'll be having plenty of sex with the 'first gentleman'

 

Cheney prolly gives it to him good and hard everyday in the oval office.

They don't call him "Dick" for nothing.

 

When Whoopi Goldberg pointed that out during the 2004 campaign they nearly lambasted her


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