strange way to get high

somekid told me if i put chapstick on my dick, piss on a banana peel, then put that in the blender, then pour that on top of a bowl of strawberry ice cream and eat it all ill get really high. is that true??11??1?!1

 

yeah dude.

have fun

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAa......ect
that is the funniest shit i have ever heard...

i almost want to try it, because you almost cant make that shit up...

oh, and go kill yourself for even asking somethign like that...

lolz

 

oh dear fuck, you don't really think hes serious do you dOOd??

 

i thought the excessive 1's at the end of the statement almost gave it away.... but nobhdy you sure are stupid. just genuinely unintelligent.

 

yeah, you can get hi on pretty much anything these days...

 

the other day, i put my dick on between a toasted sandwhich maker, didnt get high.

 

wow, fucking buzzing mate. 15 hours of pure drug-induced euphoria and enlightenment. i was tripping my balls off like a fuzzy cat then i went for a walk, climbed a lampost and stayed up there for a few hours buzzing like a bee and playing with the light. a policeman arrived and told me to get down. i thought fuck this and jumped - and christ help me - i developed the power of flight and flew to bangladesh, robbed me a toadstool and then flew home. i spent the rest of the night opening and shutting the curtains with the FORCE that emitted from my fingertips.

 

arhahaha, you dont exist

 

(???)

 

its just everything. its like a feeling and a view of the innerspace of my mind, that i see everything is, is just nothing.

 

what have YOU been taking? lol

 

NO joke studdys have shown strawberry icecream can induce a slight state of euphoria.

 

omg you guys will try anything to get high wont you?
ya know..i bet ya a bullet inthe brain will leak enough lead into your thick skulls to get ya permenantly high

 

Oh yea dude it will, i cant belive you have nevr shot your self in the head before, Trust me The rush is amazing.

 

fuck ay, trips all round!

 

you get a banging headache the next day mind, but hell - the buzz is well worth it..

 

thank god i dont have a dick... guys are crazy!!!

 

Fuck... I misunderstood what to put in the blender.

 

WRONG.
if you are sensitive to E number in foods (you have a reaction and they make you hyperactive) then strawberry ice cream WILL make you happy because of the great amounts of E numbers in it.
trust me, i had a misses who was allergic to E numbers - it wasn't the ideal partner for a stoner like myself.
funny though.