FuKt Up

I just smoked a fatass bowl and ate some xanax and I am CHILLED listening to music and I am about to smoke another bowl. Then I will smoke a few more bowls as the night progresses; which means that, before the night is through, I will officially have become retarded and will have a manic case of the munchies

Just thought you should know.

 

haha lol make some retarded stoner posts, theyre always funny

 

I think I might just do that.

 

Imagine the disgust you would experience were you to eat a punch bowl full of fried, moldy peanut butter drenched in motor oil with rabbit fur sprikled on top of it and a pig snout marinated in warm cow piss with liquified lard to drink.

Also, a tiger carcas for dessert.

 

I to am very wasted. Started on a few bongs now smoking a spliff. A rootintootin.

 

sounds deliciouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus.... *drops a sarcasm nuke* lol funny ass shit- i love stoned/retarded people lol

 

ROFL dude thats hilarious, i too am SOOOO incredibly stoned. gl pal!

 

god fucken dammIT!!! AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKEN WEED???

 

LMFAO!!!! the funniest thing is though... when i am out of weed, i go up and steal from my parents stashe, they always have about an 1/8th in ONE NUGGET, that is soooo dense. its pretty sweet so weather or not i have it, imstill getting messed up ^_^!!

 

im pretty fucked up on some bottles of cough syrup... and some catain morgans... and a blunt

 

damn, im just lookin at his botel of aftershave, getting crazy ideas... * slurp, slurp* lol dirty shit i knoew

 

where I live it is normal to taste your aftershave before using it.

 

fuck tasting it- i meant stomack the whole bottel lol

 

oh, great idea.

You might want a facial of shaving cream after

(lol a facial of shavin cream thats so lame)

 

I'm so wasted my vision has gone.

 

I R Dry

 

if you didnt live so far i would smoke you up

 

Fuckin' stoners.. you can laugh all you want now but when you get lung cancer you'll wish you never picked up your first marijuana cigarette.

 

who said i picked a mj ciggarette?? it picked me up- when i got offered it- it just glazed at me with those cute little eyes, awesome smile- and a vision of great times ahead. now whenever i look at an mj ciggie tho- it just looks like a wasted bum looking for a good time lol but still weed is weed

 

haha why of course!