Who wants to give me a F?

Yeah, my mindreak is missing its "F".
I need a F really bad. Someone give it to me, or I think I'll die.

 

You won't die...but I'll laugh at you until you do.

 

Ill give you the F, but I am keeping the U

 

How convenient that it happened to be the letter "F" that was missing.
If it had been the "R" or something, I wouldn't be able to make another cheesy thread of no importance whatsoever. LOL.
Tree Hugger is laughing at me. I'd be insulted, but eh, I'm laughing my ass off at my own stupidity.
I am the butt of my own jokes. I am the mindreak, remember?

 

should I give you an F as in fish-slap??

I will whip out a cod, if you say yes....

 

You mean like this?




You seem to forget that I'm Johnny on the spot, crappie.
And, it is for this reason... that you love me.

 

No, no.... he's trying to rip you off. Just paypal me twenty bucks and Ill give you your damn F back.

He doesnt even have it anyways.

 

an*

 

all the johnny on the spots I know smell, and its not like fish either.....

why would you wanna be a johnny on the spot?

and that fish looks more like a carp

 

Jester always tries to give me a F.
I'm used to it by now.
I'm sending 20 bucks to the paypal account right now.
I'm paying Lucky 20 bucks for a F, you guys.
It doesn't seem like enough to me, but eh, maybe Conan and Dave will come through with the 2.4 million dollars they owe her from last night.

 

Eh, I have no idea what kind of fish it was in the smiley thing.
So, you know some more Johnny on the spots?
Damn. This means I gotta' change my name to something like Joanie on the spot....wait, do Joanies smell like anything?
Aw, fuck it. How about....I'm quick?

 

Awww thanks!

Yeah and if they dont, Ill beat them up.

 

Yeah, I just "baught" an F from the Jesta'.
Too bad he didn't have any O's.

 

Lollercaust <3
also.... it's "an"

 

I know technically it is "an" but since the idea was to insinuate that the "F" stood for the word fuck, it just seemed appropriate to me to say "a".
Example: Who wants to give me a fuck?
I just figured anyone reading it would find that "an" geared it more towards the actual letter itself, rather than the insinuation I was going for.
Jester is my favorite freak on a leash. Tis true.

 

ohhhhhhhhhh so that is what you meant

 

Duh, crappie.LOLLLLLLL

 

Just say fuck.

 

Fuck.