What's going on tonight

with ya'll? It feels like Sunday...

 

well, i dunno....i'm the king of rt though

 

I'm wasting time because I'm being a little bitch. (I don't want to do my homework)

 

Well I was bored as hell but my friend finally came back to talk to me so now I'm becoming non- bored.

And today feels like a Tuesday to me... I don't like Tuesdays.

 

says who? did i miss shit? do i have to search?

 

The Phillies won so I'm happy!

 

says me

and theres a thread about it too.

i'm King of RT

 

i like everyday of the week except for monday's and fridays during the day time. the rest of the week I get to work from home and on monday and fridays i have class (in the literal noun sense...having it as a adjective is just hopeless )

 

I'm tired, but it's not even 10pm yet. I'll probably go to bed then. That's pathetic.

 

I am tired and behind with studying but I am having a good day. Everything is going good though and need to be sleeping but waiting for a call.

 

congrats! I would make you cupcakes but I am afraid that is not in my skill set.

 

i don't want cupcakes though...maybe cookies or truffles

 

From Billy Idol?

If you're waiting for a call
It is double trouble the pressure of it all
This line is due for communication
Not if you've lost all reason

 

"special" brownies?

 

I'm not that good with cookies either ): I do make awesome truffles though...how come I only know how to cook complicated stuff and can't master the basics?...sorry dude that was a once a year sort of deal...I will send you a friendly box next time I find myself making them again though.

 

i don't know...that seems odd though that you can do complicated things, but can't get basic things done. i can only do the very basic of things.

 

yes, I make very good special brownies. The key is using unsalted, devonshire cream to extract instead of butter and to strain like a mofo. Making them with a darker chocolate instead of cocoa powder helps too because the rich flavor disguises the pot taste.

I also make awesome pot spaghetti. I just extract using olive oil instead of butter and make homeade tomato sauce to add it into (when you eat tomatos and olive oil together you absorb all the cancer fighting lypocene and you get all the omegas from the oil).

Shit, I am like the Martha Stewart of illegal cooking.

 

I know I don't know how or why. I am a savant, like with everything. I am the pimp at scrabble but I don't know how to spell???? It's weird.

 

guess thats what makes you unique

 

When I was 12, my sister accidently mixed my dad's hash into a double layer chocolate cake. It was the BEST FRICKIN CAKE I ever ate. Me and the neighbor kid ate half of it by ourselves. Needless to say we got pretty fucked up, too.