i am so in love.

after being single for over a year, i found a man. a sexy one & im going to have his children. goddamn i love penis.

 

Awesome, I love penis too.

 

Don't have children, so NOT fall in love.



-my advice please take it cause I care about you.

 

i know, im not going to have kids any time soon. i am literally the only one left my age that is kid-free. and i must say, i have like zero patience. thank you for caring though, its nice when someone cares but i am falling in loooove

 

Mmmm penis

 

Penis rules.
No kids for me.

 

penis bad

beer good

 

let's start a penis love club.

 

Penis good.

Pussay better.

 

Well are you inviting men too? It has to be fair to all sexual orientations. I cant be in, Im particular about my penises .....

 

penis

 

as long as the men like penis.

I mean, I'm a man and I started the damn thing.

 

Penises are gross. Then again so are vaginas. Now that I think about it, genitalia in general is gross. Along with most activities that involve it.

 

you're a buzzkill.

 

I didn't mean to be. Why am I a buzzkill?

 

you're invading the penis love club with great negativity.

 

But I thought the penis club had yet to form, no?

 

That's just a small technicality.

 

Atleast it is not a small penis, no?

 

Well I can't speak for everybody, but I'm damn happy with my penis.