sad news from communications class

so in my communications class (for those of you who don't know what that is it's like public speaking and it's a core requirement for the Bachelor of Arts degree) and we have to do these shitty little mini-speeches in front of the class like every class..and today's was "my pet peeve".....anyway- this guy who sits behind me who i thought was kinda cool and i kinda wanted to be his friend, gets up to talk about his pet peeve...he says "Hi my name's Mike and my biggest pet peeve is Hippies"...............................my heart broke, i was so sad. Actually I was quite offened but I didn't say anything because well I didn't want to start contraversey.. but someone else did and he covered up with "i only hate the LSD popping ones"...wtf??
just thought you guys should hear my sad story about the guy i thought was cool.

 

That's fukt up. You need to spike his oatmeal with melted crayons.

 

Or maybe you could slip him some acid without his knowledge.

 

hes just a hater thats never dropped cid thats all...

 

lol he looked like he has.....in the most non-judgemental way?? lol

 

Sounds like an older Eric Cartman

 

I would have got up next and said "Hi, my name is Matt and my pet-peeve is people like that" and point him out!

 

no hes probably an acid eating hippie on the weekends and he writes this report to throw everyone off

zomg resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill

 

hahaha, that made me laaugh...