This post has nothing to do with stolen pictures

Nothing at all.

In fact, this thread is a joke thread. So you guys better start pulling some good jokes out of your asses, or I'm gonna stab you in the heart.

Extra points if your joke automatically condemns you to hell.

It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at centre ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?"

The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head "No. They're all at the funeral."

 

Old joke here but.....


Blonde goes to a porn store and buys a DVD, she takes it home to watch and after a bit calls the store to complian about the fact that she has sat there for over 45 minutes and all she saw was snow. The store clerk said for her to bring it in for a refund, exchange or replacement. He asked her what the titel was. She replied "Head Cleaner"....

 

haha, that was a good one
iv never heard it before