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I was such an ugly baby...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by jerry420, Sep 16, 2006.

  1. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    my mother never breast fed me...

    she told me that she only liked me as a friend...
     
    jerry420, Sep 16, 2006
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  3. pomunus

    pomunus Member

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    Prove it.
     
    pomunus, Sep 16, 2006
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  5. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    she must've liked you a little.
     
    warmhandedcanadian, Sep 16, 2006
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  7. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    no respect...no respect at all

    My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.
     
    jerry420, Sep 16, 2006
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  9. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    Aha. Dangerfield, baby.
     
    DroopySnoopy, Sep 16, 2006
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  11. AshtonsMom

    AshtonsMom Banned

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    Rodney was the greatest. :D
     
    AshtonsMom, Sep 16, 2006
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  13. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    I once went out with this girl, she was no bargain either, she showed up with pigtails under her arms.
     
    jerry420, Sep 16, 2006
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  15. pomunus

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    So why did she dump you?
     
    pomunus, Sep 16, 2006
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    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.
     
    jerry420, Sep 16, 2006
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    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    Why my cooking is so bad that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door. I leave dental floss in the kitchen and watch the roaches hang themselves.
     
    jerry420, Sep 16, 2006
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  21. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    classics baby. gotta love it.
     
    DroopySnoopy, Sep 16, 2006
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  23. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    "Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing". ~Chris Rock
     
    warmhandedcanadian, Sep 17, 2006
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