Hahahaha

just had to share this with everyone.
ok my cousin (chaz) went to a strip club awhile back and fucked one of the strippers in the parking lot. Well come to find out this chick is my childhood friend and we lost touch when i moved several times well supposedely she is pregnant and wants to keep it. Well the funny thing is Chaz's girlfriend thinks she may be pregnant (like she does every month) and this morning when chaz woke up his neck hurt like hell and he went to look in the mirror and he got a tattoo of his gf's name and she got his name on her neck. HAHAHAHA that will be the last time he gets drunk with her.

 

Thats the ultimate wedding ring eh!

 

hahaha that's a shitty situation he's got there. funny though.

 

haha that is some funny shit.

ps. i hope you never show that pic to your kid when it grows up.

 

call Maury

 

I love it when stuff like that happens to dudes.
LOL.

 

Hah, getting your SO's name tattooed on you is hilarious.

 

Boy, a tattoo like that just jinxes the relationship.

 

haha, yeah, and i love it when terrible things happen to promiscuous women because i hate women!!! aaaaaahahahahahaa

 

i mean, he doesnt exactly sound like a winner. if i knew him, i doubt i'd like him much (but then again, who knows, some of my friends dont think with anything but their hormones)



but you like when a guys life gets all fucked up because he made some bad decisions? only when a guy's life is fucked up?


lame.


can't say i feel sorry for him. if i knew him, maybe i'd think it were just a little funny. if i knew him and hated him, maybe i'd even take a little bit of joy in the situation.

but i can't understand thinking a stranger's misfortune and bad choices are funny just because of their gender (or whatever other superficial way you choose to categorize them)

 

any time a victim of bad behavior sees a like member of said offender so brought low, they enjoy it. it's cathartic. let it go. it's not only a sexist thing, honestly. there's this bizaare "team" mindset in motion that i'll never understand but always envy. i wish i could belong to a group.

 

My ex boyfriend tattooed my name on him arm three months into our relationship (of his own free will). The best part is the fact that he used india ink. He has made several attempts to cut it out, like a moron (which has surprisingly made the ink appear darker). His only option is to butcher it with a cover up (which will end up botched either way). Heh.. wearing the suffering much?

 

He would have been better off hooking up with another girl with the same name - difficult but not impossible, and better than the alternatives.



Hotwater

 

the reason i think this is funny is cuz my cousin is such an idiot all his ex gf's have been crazy and this chick is no different. today tara (chaz's gf) calls my sisters cell phone a couple times and after the 5th time left a message saying " if chaz is with you tell him that he has five minutes to get home". tiffany (my sister) calls back leaving her a message saying " listen bitch i dont need you blowing up my phone like that making me waste minutes on your stupid ass message if you want to keep check on your man why dont you use that pussy popping money and get him a phone so you can keep trakc of where he is." and chaz was with tif the whole time and he thanked tif for covering for him and she told him that this is the last and if he keeps on going back to her she isnt going to help him no more. HAHAHA my family is so screwed up. HAHAHA

 

Haha, that's great. Crazy girls are so fun to mess with. Because if you can't laugh at them...you'll go insane, too.

 

It wasn't because of his gender actually. I don't consider sleeping with two women and getting them both pregnant his "misfortune" exactly, just a stupid choice made by him.
Misfortune would be something bad happening that you did not have any control over. He made a choice.
He cheated on his woman with some stripper and now he's going to probably be required to pay child support to two women. That's pretty poetic, if you ask me. I'd say the same thing if it was a female who cheated on her man and got screwed like that. Women who mess around on their husbands or boyfriends are every bit as bad.

 

but heres the funny thing skidrow his gf is a stripper as well so it's double the risk of stds double the nastiness and double the icky yucky gross hilariousness of it all.

 

You know, you and I would probably get along really well. My own family is rather screwed up, in almost the same exact ways.LOL.
I got three cousins who are brothers and two of these brothers and their father were all arrested within two weeks time for different things.
The middle brother is on methadone and goes to some clinic every day and pays ten bucks to get it. He's been going to this clinic for over a year, and they never lower the dose to wean him off.
It's a big money making racket for the government. About three months ago, he got messed up on drugs and leaped off a two story building.
When he hit bottom and survived, he climbed up and jumped off again.
Either he wanted to commit suicide or he thought he could fly.
The second fall put him in the hospital to have surgery on his leg which had the bone sticking out. He beats the crap out of his girlfriend who is CyndiLou's younger sister. He choked her back when she was pregnant. He is the devil.
He and his brothers have all lived with my grandmother at one point and talked to her like she was a dog and broken her things.
Luckily, my mom finally was able to go to my grandma's home and "clean some house" recently.
LOL. My family is royally screwed up, and poor Cyndi's family is getting dragged down right along with my own.

 

Man..WTF?

 

oh man heres something that i find rather funy as well. i was telling my friendall of this and as soon as i told her that he got two chicks pregnant the first thing out of her mouth was DAMN YOUR FAMILY IS FERTILE AS HELL!!!

on to what you were saying skidrow i think he thought he could fly or he was a bird or something. My three cousins went to live my great grandma after their mother died her heart exploded from too much heroin,coke, she was on her fourth heart operation. their father lived in florida and sent for them about 6 months later. While they were living with my great grandma they made it a living hell for her they stole her money,car, made a complete mess out of her house and yard they were the baddest three teenagers that they could be. afer their dad sent for them they only stayed in florida for the school year then left and went back to living with my g grandma and finally she said enough is enough and kicked them out on the streets and told them to go bother someone else. And they did they went right down the street to my great great great uncles house and took all his booze and just stayed there for a month then my dad got wind of the situation went up to wis and straightened the two out (the third was trying to be good and go to school and he got to stay with my grandma) but i could go on and on about how screwed up my family is well just my dad's side my moms side of the family we dont even keep in contact with most of them just my grandpa (who really is my moms step dad ) and my uncle (who really is my moms cousin and was adopted into the family)