just cheated and passed drug test yesterday

yesterday i cheated and passed on a drug test for a job. i know most of you know of ways of cheating so this isn't new to you, but i figure there is someone out there that this advice can help with....

all i simply did was had my friend pee in a condom, he tied the condom up. I wore two pairs of whitey tighty's... put the condom in my crotch. This kept it warm for the whole ride there and while we tried to find the damn place. But we found it, everything went smooth, and i passed!

 

You wont next time, a black lesbian 6 foot tall well supervise your next visit. Home Security well be there as well along with family and children Dept and the IRS. and Fema well be there to make sure any leaks are fix.

 

also a digital record of your penis and a foot print of your penis in ink well be made. "like a finger print" you well go home with a black penis but no extra lengh. and blacks are not off the hook they well use white ink on you.

 

lol

 

haha

 

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