but i'm not drunk, just out of it, and i'm not really emotional about a damn thing. but i have just the person to call, but of course no phone number becaues he just moved. he'd get a kick out of it... i'll just talk to myself.
I've been on the receiving end of a few drunk dialers and it was always really early in the morning, like 3 a.m. Usually an ex who called just to tell you he still thinks you're wonderful and wants to know if you'll come over and shave his balls for him or some such nonsens as that.LOL. Isn't it funny how these dudes don't seem to think you're so wonderful until they've dumped you and gotten a gut full of booze? I should get drunk and dial somebody. Of course, knowing me and my very low tolerance for alcohol, I'd probably pass out after pushing the third number button on the phone. LOL.
Apparently i drunk dialed my friends sister and asked her to come round and suck my cock a few years ago. I don't remember it at all, but i was drinking the night my friend said i called her, so it's probably true. Yeh. Drunk dialling is always a blast. I've had a few drunk diallers call me up at around three in the morning too. Usually smashed cunts asking me to come out and travel for an hour and a half at 3 in the morning so they can smoke my weed, ahha.
the real alternative to bordom is immagination. without it, nothing else can quite entirely gratify, although people keep brainwashing themselves and each other into expecting all sorts of things to do so. like excitement and trying to impress each other. =^^= .../\...
When I was in highschool I called my HS counselour and asked him if I was too drunk to drive home becuase my friends said I was. I told him they stated this becuase of the numerous attempts I made trying to get my key into the lock so I could open the door. We had a great little talk so I was told and at one point asked him how the hell the car was gonna get home without me. He let me know on Monday that his wife just loved the early am call on a weekend and that she would kill me if she saw me, lol
Once this guy that I'd been with accused me of calling him over and over and drunk dialing him and yelled at me, some crazy stuff. I almost wrote that I drunk dialed him, because he was that convincing. But I have pretended to drunk dial before, lol. As in called someone pretending to be drunk. Drunk dialing has never worked for me, b/c I always get drunk too late and people are asleep and don't answer or either they answer and they're tired and too fucking boring for me to talk to them.
