Men, men, men

I live in a complex where there are alot of men.

Well I saw my neighbor Jason today on campus, he said he would tutor me, just to come over and he would help me out. Well I dropped the class but wanted to pet his kitten. So my roomie and I went over there and talked to the four boys and I am telling you that they only got a kitten to attract the ladies.


And it worked

Would you try that?

 

Who'd a thought, a pussey to get pussey. lol

 

its worth a shot

plus i love kitties

 

This kitten is sooooooooo cute, two outta the four boys are attractive. They surely just smoked a doob But regardless they are great boys and that kitten was so cute.

 

Do it. I just watched a show today joking about being showing a sensitive side by dating the boring girl who is best friends with a total hottie, I guess a kitten would do that in my case.

 

that's funny. If I were a guy I would just get a kegerator...nothing to feed, no litter box to change...but I'm allergic to cats- luckily not beer.
I would be a sucker for a puppy though.
what did they name the cat?

 

That tiger from Aladin... Kaja?

 

I highly dislike most college/uni guys....a cat would not be able to save them from that judgement, even on my good days

 

how about petting my kitten?

 

I love kittens, I'd get a kitten if I didn't live on a tiny boat. I'd get one even if women hated them.

 

How does one get the internet on a boat?


Im guessing you aren't on a row boat...

 

maybe he lives in a kayak

 

or a bathtub that floats.


that would be fun.

 

he could be drifting around on a 2x6 from a shipwreck

 

and yet he miraculously can access the fora...

 

he has an extra long extension cord

 

that plugs into his.....................?

 

anus.... come on. how can you not know this stuff?

 

I'm sorry but I have no experience living on a floatable bathtub/piece of shipwreck.

 

Guys do that junk all the time.LOL.
They get animals or borrow someone's kid just to get chicks.
They use these cute creatures to lure women in, under the false pretense that they actually give a shit about animals or babies.
It's a classic, really. Guys have been doing it for years.
They stand back with their buds and observe women and their reaction to puppies, kittens, children, etc. Then, they tell their friend, "Well, I just don't get it man, but if that's what they like, that's what I'm going to pretend to like in order to get some ass from 'em."
I think my favorite example of using dogs to lure women was in the Steve Martin film "The Lonely Guy." LOL.