The "I really don't like shaving my balls cuz I always cut them" appreciation thread

and thats the longest title I can make

 

Hahahaha!
And with that avatar, it's hilarious.

 

i'd be scared to shave my nuts too, if i had some. all wrinkled up and saggy.. how do you not cut them?

 

don't forget about the sig :H

 

didn't you read the title?

 

yes.. just agreeing with you.. nutless

 

but being nutless is the way to be.... cuz then its ok to be hairy

at least according to my wife. thats not fair. I love hairy pussy, but for some reason she likes shaved junk.

 

at first I was afraid of shaving, now I shave them all the time, I never cut myself down there YET. maybe whenI do I will stop, but like I said I havent yet

 

I cut myself every time I shave, its cuz I have really wrinkly balls

 

Do I have to show you guys the way! lol

 

I would rather have a shaved pair in my mouth.

 

how about my pair?

 

Hahahahaha this reminds me of a story bout my buddy Jake.......

It was probably like 4-5yrs ago and i guess he was bored or somethin and decided to try and shave his crotchal region......well after searching for a regular shaver and not finding one he decided to try hair clippers....bad idea #1........i guess above the cock it went fine........above the cock.........started out shavin the balls fine when all of a sudden i hear the most sick-naughty, god awful scream in my life and he starts wimpering........his bathroom is downstairs right by the pool table where me and another friend were...........so we start laughing hysterically and hear him mutter out a, "shut the FUCK up....ouch......it hurts." ..................well after the bitchin and cryin was out of the way we hear him turn the shower on.............bad idea #2........all is goin well when we hear another scream but not as bad as the first.........the dumbass put soap on his balls after he hacked the shit out of them with the hair clippers........another hysterical laughing moment for me and my other buddy playing pool............well he gets out and decides this was pretty much the worst day of his life.......explaining to us that he used the soap and said he was stoned so he didn't know why he used the soap..........DUMBASS!!!!!!!!! All in all it was probably one of my most memorable high moments...


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LOL great story!! what a dumbass! ive used hair clippers for above, but never down on my balls, just a razor would do the trick!

 

how hairy are they?

 

Oh GOD!! cutting the balls with a razor!! Ahhhh oh GOD!! What a horrible thought.

 

not hairy at all.... I shaved them, a bit bloody, but totally hairless