Monday at work...oh shit just the whole week

my boss shows me her EHarmony profile and tells me how well it works, how many matches she has and blah blah blah. She tells me to sit down and fill out the free survey so I can see all of the people I am actually compatible with. I agree to amuse her and kinda curious and after almost an hour of answering questions they find me compatible with only 3 people...within a 60 mile radius...in a very populated area...and the three people were so bad and we couldn't stop laughing at their profile...and this is after a couple weeks of partaking in serial dating and experiencing the worst sex of my life and Eharmony...a site I didn't even want to go for a 'steady' relationship I don't want has the balls to only find 3 people.
Oh and last night i accidentally threw up on my date.
I am such a winner
seriously though what embarassing or bad things have happened to you this week?

 

Haha I said James Madison is a musician in front of the whole class

 

I think your first mistake was going to the site, your second mistake was wasting an hour of your life on it filling out questions.

 

I should not have given in...I am way too curious of a person and it has always gotten me into trouble!

 

heh I like that!!!

 

Atleast no serial killers came to your door so all is not lost.

 

I would be thankful but I am afraid to jinx my no serial killers luck d:

 

well, i took merlin up the park and well, he wanted to play around, but all the yuppies up there don't want there dogs running around and playing "rough". so i go off and chase merlin around, pushing him around - getting him to bark at me, picking him up, just normal play between us. so i'm running and i step in a pile of dog shit, so i go sliding and bust my ass. yea, not fun

and only 3 people, maybe you didn't filll it out correctly

 

"the worst sex of my life"

why?

 

awwwweee): That's happened to me at dogpark before. The people who go there are so weird


No I was totally honest, like it said to be and it gave me three guys who looked and sounded like they had 0 personality...might as well wait for Japan to release that robot to the states.

 

I got to know him afterwards d: seriously that's the only thing I could think of as it started out hot the first couple of times.

 

they don't talk to me at all. they're not locals, so they tend to just chat amongst there fellow yuppies.

but yea, i've ran into tree branches before, tripped over the pavement.

i keep seeing the eharmony commecial and i'm tempted to do it just for shits and giggles, but i haven't yet.

 

I did one of those eharmony things once under similar circumstances. Now I'm a damn weirdo and my profile suggested as much. It matched me up with about ten people, two of whom were weird as hell and therefore made sense, but the others were all as normal and boring as they come.

 

maybe you should just wait until the future comes and you can create your own made-to-order guy that pops out of the computer..... rember that show weird science? something sorta like that.

 

I didn't meet them..but god I can just imagine. Their profile was soooooo boring it hurt my head to read them so I just skipped them and looked at the pictures, and then decided a headache was better than becoming somone with vision impairment

 

That is what I am actually waiting for. A handsome, tall, pediatrician or non-profit CEO between the ages of 30-50, who makes a very good living, but also does charitable work, from a really warm and quirky family, who maybe wants one or two children in the future, is very open minded, an avid voter, maybe has vestments in some lounges and lots of nordstrom's stock, deep thinking and most importantly a good scrabble player.

I think that is where i went wrong listing board games as my favorite hobby?

 

I hate board games. they are boring

 

Something Weird Science-ish like..... this?



Yeah, I was never really serious with this one.
I just created it and used it for my sig for humor purposes.
It does remind me of something like Weird Science though.LOL.
I think it's funnier that I didn't bother to make it professional in Photoshop, but instead just slapped two cropped photos together. Gives it the cheese factor and everything.

 

see, I love them but I am not at all boring and I smoke and drink and I don't see why they would put board games over somone who also smoked and was not all anti-drug. But this is the problem I always date either men who like interesting things but are boring as fuck and don't drink too much and I have to pretend to need maxi pads so I can smoke a cigarette or guys who smoke and drink and don't judge me for the things I do but are rowdy and don't have anything in common with me and repeat the same boring synapsis they've memorized that they already used up on the first date. Ya'll should really watch the history channel or animal planet a few more times and come up with more than just knowing about one type of frog

 

you're just not having good luck in the dating dept.