I've been watching you for ages I have my own spy sattelites as a counter measure and anti bugging devices I have been watching the 27,014 people around the world that I am convinced are watching me
Sorry everyone, I thought there were loads of cameras everywhere watching me and it must be that most people in the world are focused on watching me - ha LOL LOL turns out it was just some paranoid freako's called "government" and another group calling themselves "police". I dont know why they are doing this as it seems they are taking the view that we are all under suspicion. Guilty till you prove yourself innocent. HA - why are they so afraid of us? their paranoia was in danger of turning me paranoid, perhaps thats why society is f*cked up - its a clinical psychosis of being watched too much Last week... I dont know who it was - honest but somebody, and there must've been a few of them, pulled down a load of surveillance cameras around the area to stop the paranoid b*st*rds watching us. They put up posters saying "how many criminals did this camera stop from committing crime? NONE !!! exactly !!!! so we pulled it down !!! " What right do they have to be suspicious of the general population, its us that should watch them and note their crimes
I'm not watching you with a camera. But I am tracking your movements through the chip that I had one of my minions implant in your butt.
Nah I dont need to watch u Columbo , my spies are tapping your phone lines , email. And those people you thought are your friends are really brainwashing u into commiting horrible unspeakable acts against innnocent civillians. Mu Ha ha.....