Some scrotebag stole my cig

God had his sig stolen by some scrotebag...that same scrotebag stole my last cigarette.
That bitch should be punished....severely.LOL.

 

It was me. Sorry I really needed one.

 

Nasty Habit...

 

I know..nasty habits are the hardest to break.LOL

 

how exactly did she steal it, were you in the middle of smoking it?

 

I Don't Know Why...But That kinda made me Laugh...

 

Yeah, man, I was smoking the thing and some chick came up and stole it...or maybe some guy.
You know, I don't even remember who it was that God said stole his sig.

 

Man, it's the funniest thing around here, you can leave your doors unlocked with a fancy stereo and the keys in the ignition and $50 on the dash and a pack of cigs in the seat and when you come back, all that'll be missing is a few cigarettes. It's happened to us before...well, we had the key in the ignition, the doors unlocked, and a stereo in there, but all they took was a few of Dan's cigarettes. Crazy shit.

 

did you **** punt her?

 

shut up bitch

 

yes sir.

 

not you... but yeah... i'm going to dominate tonight

 

will you spank me with a wet silk scarf?

 

k

 

make sure you use urine to wet it with

 

I think wildflowers may want me to shut up,Ganja.
*is lead away on a chain with tape over my mouth*

 

you want in on some of this urine soaked silk scarf spanking?

 

Yes I do!