My kitten farted in my face

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  1. severedheadstoner

    severedheadstoner ridiculously sane

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    Like five minutes ago. I think the smell is burned into my nostrils. If you've ever had a kitten fart in your face you know what i'm talking about.
     
  2. skidrowgirl

    skidrowgirl Yeah, like I care.

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    OMG! My cat did the same thing to me last Halloween and I thought I was going to die from laughter. I was curled up on the sofa with my sweetie and she just let one fly while she was laying on my chest.
    What's worse is, she was born without a tail, so there wasn't anything there to mask the odor.Rank.
     
  3. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    i love dutch ovening myself...its such a great feeling...
     
  4. severedheadstoner

    severedheadstoner ridiculously sane

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    Yeh. I was playing with his tail when he farted. I'm going to leave his tail alone from now on.

    And i like to make cupcakes in a dutch oven too. Sure smells good :D
     
  5. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    hate to laugh but that's kind of the funniest thing I've heard all day. Why are farts so gross yet funny?
     
  6. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    lmfao.. :D
     
  7. severedheadstoner

    severedheadstoner ridiculously sane

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    God damn it God. Now they all know :(
     
  8. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    Oh my kitten has some nasty gas at times. For such a little thing, she makes a pretty big stink!
     
  9. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    It's funny how such small creatures can smell so damn bad :D
     
  10. hiro

    hiro pursue it

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    My Rosco gets bad gas, but now that he is on diet food he is gas free.

    I remember once he farted on me, I nearly died.

    I miss my kitty :(
     
  11. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    My cat never farts....she burps and gets the hiccups...

    She also grunts loudly when she poops...now that's funny :D
     
  12. skidrowgirl

    skidrowgirl Yeah, like I care.

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    What's funny is seeing a cat poop when you hadn't planned on it.
    One time, I went and lifted the lid on the litter box to empty it and add fresh litter. My cat was inside the thing using it.
    She was humped over trying to squeeze out a turd and I almost died from laughter.
     
  13. CyndiLouWho323

    CyndiLouWho323 Member

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    I can't believe you're still awake to tell about it. That shit is potent.
     
  14. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    thats some aim
     

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