One night an escaped convict did a home invasion and tied up the husband and wife on the bed. After the convict was done tieing then up he whispered in the womans ear then left the room. Husband: This man is a dangerous escaped con that hasn't been with a woman in a long time. Do what he asks and he won't hurt you. Be strong dear and remember that I love you. btw What did he say when he whispered in your ear? Wife: He said he thought that you were cute and wanted to know where the K-Y jelly was. So be strong dear and remember that I love you.
