What would your CAR say to you if it could speak? "Yo, Bitch! I'm a quart LOW here! And get Premium next time dammit!" Is one thing mine might say...
my car would say "buy me already, you stupid bitch" and then id say back to it "car, i dont know you. you have not entered my life yet" and my car would say "sorry, man, ill go wait in the future" and ill say "cool" and hell say "see ya when youve sold out, got a law degree and own me... your mini van" and ill say "cool. i cant wait to drive my kids to soccer practice" and hell say "you and me are gonna have some gooood times" and ill say "yeah, man! can i drive you to the court when i get my divorce" and hell say "yeah but that might be the last time you drive me" and ill say "you mean the bitch took the car?!" and hell say "yeah but she fills me takes me to the shop more often so i dont mind. by the way, she took the kids to." sorry, i type what i think.
im rough on my car...but we're cool with each other...so itd probably be somethin like "hey where we goin today giiirrrlll"
