long read The Plane Ride Back Full. sober version

This is for everybody that had a hard time understanding the other version. I'm sober so I can articulate alot better. enjoy.



It was the day we were to come back to the states from Amsterdam and we decided to go out with a bang. We stopped by Baloons, a nice coffee shop a block away from our house boat, and purchased an eighth of white Russian and a some Afghany Hash. We roll it up in three regular Backwoods and get really high. We were on our way out when my friend Boxcar says, "Aye let’s get mushed before we get on the plane." We all agreed so we go to the nearest head shop and buy 2 boxes of the strongest shrooms they had. We were going to eat them but, we decided to eat them at the airport so they kick in during take off.

We walk to central station and we get on the train. It felt like I was getting in a rocket ship! I swear, everybody in the car I was in was high. When we get to the airport, we eat the shrooms and go about our business. We miscalculated, since the lines and check in were so long, and the shrooms kick in(for me anyway) when we get to customs. When security started to pat me down I started laughing and I said, "Damn cuddy, I’m feeling it." He looked at me and started to laugh saying it was going to be a crazy flight. He then gave me a high five. When I got out of customs everything seemed to go in fast forward. We all seemed to walk really fast to the waiting area and everything my friends said seemed like gibberish.

So, we get on the plane and I find my seat. As soon as my ass touches my seat, the inside of the plane started melting! I was terrified so I closed my eyes and began to pray! My boy asked if I was cool and I snapped out of it. I put the cover down on myt window because I was afraid I would see a gremlin. When the plane started to take off it felt like I was watching myself in a movie. It felt like I zoomed out, outside of the plane and watched it take off from the runway. It was crazy and soon as I know it, we’re in the sky.

The stewardess asked us what we wanted to drink and I asked for a 7-Up and Cranberry juice. It was the best tasting drink ever. I get done with my drink and try to read a magazine but, the magazine started to speak to me! He said "Don’t buy the headphones they’re too damn expensive." I responded with, "My nigga, its only 5 dollars." His retort was, "That’s a dub sack in Amsterdam." I agreed and watched Oceans Eleven without any sound. For some reason the weed and the shrooms turned Oceans Eleven into a long ass episode of Family Guy! Clooney was Peter and Pitt was Brian. I watched the whole thing while eating the best Cheese-Its I’ve ever eaten.

After the movie I went to the bathroom and banged my head into the cargo space. The people behind me asked if I was ok and I said, "Yok a mandu." and started laughing. On the way to the bathroom I think I tripped a little Indian boy but, it might have just been in my mind. I get to the bathroom and the toilet bowl looked really big. I was scared I would get sucked in so, I peed in the sink. I had a hard time because I was loaded and the bathroom was really small.

I get back to my seat and I see one of my friends scratching himself and laughing. He said, "There are ants crawling on me!" My boy sitting next to me started to record himself. He kept saying, "The music video won’t stop. I wanna see how fucked up I look. This video keeps replaying." My brother was sitting in his seat being hella quiet. The people in front of me turned around and asked if I saw her slippers. I looked down really fast and pretended like I was sleeping and ended up really falling asleep.

I wake up some hours later and I’m still feeling it. I look at my friend and he turned into a clown! He wouldn’t stop smiling at me so I held up the magazine so I don’t have to look at him but, I seen him through the magazine! Then I began to feel a bit claustrophobic and the area I was sitting in turned into a cave. I slouched down in my seat to avoid the bats. It then turned into a video game! I was trying to get out of the cave, the bats were bad guys and Clown Face was the boss! I got thirsty so I paused the game and asked for water and Apple Juice. When I got done with the apple juice I threw the can at Clown Face and beat the game. The ending sucked, Clown Face got mad and started laughing, the end.

I really wanted to look outside so I lifted up the cover. I wasn’t worried about the gremlin any more. When I looked out I saw a face in the water. It felt like I was gonna fall in so I shut the cover again. I then began to feel really cold and since I forgot how to work the air conditioner, I put my raiders jacket over my head. It felt like I was in a turtle shell, and then I transformed into a turtle named Q-Bert. When I popped my head out of the shell, my boy next to me said he felt like he was growing feathers. He then transformed into a duck names Stuey the duck St. Claire. I then blacked out for a while and awoke in my normal state.

I asked some one how much more time we had in the air and they said less than an hour. I then tried to go back into "regular mode". I went to the restroom, splashed my face with water and yelled out REGULAR! And like that I was sober. I felt happy being in back in the Bay Area and then they announced we were landing in Philadelphia. I was confused and asked my boy what was going on. He said this was a lay over and we still had another flight. I was then sad. Sad and sober. THE END

 

haha wow

it's funny because they both sound the same to me

is that a bad thing?

 

fucking great.

 

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

 

hahahha

'i MIGHT have tripped over a little indian boy, but that couldve just been my imagination'

lol whatever you said, like that, it was hilaroious hhaha

 

I get to the bathroom and the toilet bowl looked really big. I was scared I would get sucked in so, I peed in the sink. I had a hard time because I was loaded and the bathroom was really small.


^ hahahahah dude funniest story ive ever read, this should be published for every sstoner to read, sick ass shit

 

HAHAHAHAHA NICE!!!! SOUNDS LIKE A HELL OF TIME!!


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That's awesome dude, funny shit.

 

great story i was laughing throughout the whole thing