If I were your slave

A beach ball, huh. That's pretty impressive. Hard to believe, even. How big a beach ball are we talking here?

I've seen a video of a man sticking his head in some woman's puss, that was pretty cool. And the other day i saw a video of a girl giving herself rectal with a baseball bat, wide end first.

 

Yes, yes I would. I'm sick of cooking and cleaning. I went to my grandparent's house today and they told me they had a big surprise for me. Guess what? It's a new vacuum. WTF? AND it's just as heavy as the last one. *grumbles*

 

Hahaha. That's their way of saying your house is messy.

 

Only if you did my homework too.

 

No it's not. I clean their house every Friday, and I told them that I hated their old heavy vacuum. So they got me a new heavy vacuum to use.

 

Oh. Carry on.

 

my vaccuum is a total piece of shit. i swear, if i wanted to crawl around on my hands and knees with a pair of tweezers to clean my carpet, i woulda spent the money on crank instead of a vaccuum.

 

Come over, cook, clean..Go buy groceries..I'll do ya!

 

This deal is null and void if you have a penis.


Also, I wish I would've thought of this in highschool. I would've gotten more pussy than the jocks.

 

I think you already know my answer

 

Yeah, that's a pretty easy assumption to make for the most part.