The Plane Ride Back pt 2

I'm lit again here are some recovered memories
anyways the magazine told me not to get headphones cause they cost 2 much. I said "my nigga its only 5 dollars" and he said "thats an dub sack in Amsterdam" so I didn't and watched Oceans Eleven with out any sound and I turned it into a long episode of Family Guy for some reason. Clooney was Peter and Pitt was Brian. it was crazy as fuck. I was eating Cheez-Its. they where the best Chees-Its I've ever eaten in my life my nigg!
I went to the bathroom and banged my head into the thing over us that hold the bags. the people sitting behind me asked if I was ok and I said "yok a mandu" and started laughing.
the toilet in the bathroom was hella big cuddy. I was afraid I would get sucked into the muthafucka so I pee'd in the sink. on the way to the bathroom I think I tripped a little indian boy but, I might have made him up in my mind off the shrooms. it was very hard because I was dummy loaded and the bathroom was dumb ass small.
My boy was in his seat laughing at nothing saying "there are ants crawling on me" my saha I was sitting next to recorded himself and said "the music video wont stop. I want to see how fucked up I am. this video keeps replaying" by brother was being hella quiet.
I kept my window rolled down the whole time because I thought I would see a gremlin if I rolled them up. people sitting in front of me asked if I saw her shoes so I pretended like I was sleeping and I really fell asleep. I woke up and I was still loaded. last part coming next time I get stu.

 

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Hahaha nice my nigg!

I love your storys, but windows dont roll down in planes, definetly not the ones with gremlins!

 

i think he meant he kept the shade down to keep from seeing a gremlin.

 

I know lol just messing with him my nigg.

 

naw I probably thought I could roll down the windows, I was pretty fucked up. oh yeah I had the shade down too. what. I'm hella lit

 

lmao. This story made me literally laugh out loud.


"I went to the bathroom and banged my head into the thing over us that hold the bags. the people sitting behind me asked if I was ok and I said "yok a mandu" and started laughing."

hahahhahahhahahhahahha

 

dude... your probably the most fucked up person i have ever heard! i dont mean fucked up as bad either Fucked up as in i am jealous about how fucked up you were/are

 

man you my nigg.
If I ever meet you I will shake your hand and buy you a nice juciy hamburger.