I Have A Strange Attraction...

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by Libertine, Aug 25, 2006.

  1. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    ...to motels.

    I'm not talking nice, ritzy Marriotts or Hyatts.

    I am talking those roadside motels where the soda dispenser has Grape Shasta and the manager looks like he could've produced cheap 70's porn.

    I like it better when it's on the outskirts and there's hardly anyone around.

    Of course, it's great to have a good friend along (provided they are hip and think on the same page).

    Ahhh...a motel existence. I love motels.

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  2. Balloonatic

    Balloonatic Senior Member

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    wow, if you love them then come to lodi. there are a billion cheap roach motels and i have been to them all, but never ever slept there (just go to parties & shit). you could fucken get hepatitis from sleeping in the sheets and theres fucking bugs and (if your lucky) maybe some dirty panties under the bed for ya. i live right off the freeway so when its good weather the hookers come from the motels and stand outside on my street. its a lovely veiw. and i wouldnt sit on one of those toilet seats in there unless someone was holdin a gun to my head

    you are weird
     
  3. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    I Love Them
     
  4. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    I don't like dirty hotels but I like modest hotels but clean and semi charming hotels.... or maybe they are only semi charming because they are modest and clean.. but yeah there is a certain mystieque to them.
     
  5. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    Yeah, not "dirty" roach motels. Just cheap, off-beat motels.

    Nothing filthy.
     
  6. Professor Jumbo

    Professor Jumbo Mr. Smarty Pants

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    You know what's damn weird? I was homeless for a bit, it really was pretty good. I had a ratty old sleeping bag and ground pad. I slept out behind shitty strip malls and next to railroad tracks and behind dumpsters. Ate out of dumpsters and stole and slept by garbage and filth and had a grand ol' time and it was great. But I can't FUCKING STAND hotels, weird.
     
  7. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    Well, I'm not sold on "hotels" myself.

    It's motels I like.

    Basic, small, roadside ... hell I've already described them.
     
  8. Professor Jumbo

    Professor Jumbo Mr. Smarty Pants

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    Hotels, motels, motor inns, whatever. I hate 'em all. I have no idea why, when I was a kid I loved 'em.
     
  9. mynameisjake07

    mynameisjake07 Banned

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    Um there alright....I like nice hotels though
     
  10. opium_eyes

    opium_eyes Une Canadien Errant

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    ahaha man i love cheap motels. in my city we have all of these "rent by the hour" establishments. they're cheap motels usually with nothign else around. they're rent by the hour and there are about 5 mirrors in every room not including the bathroom.
    one at the foot, one at each side, one on the ceiling and one at the head. it's rediculous.
    i love it.
     
  11. FinnishButterfly

    FinnishButterfly JennyJelly

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    take a blacklight with you.. i love them too, but i'm corny.
     
  12. erzebet1961

    erzebet1961 Senior Member

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    Cool...I spent a lot of time in those motels touring....the stories they could tell !!!!
     
  13. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    I have fantasies that involve seedy motels of this nature.
     
  14. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    am I in any of em?
     
  15. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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  16. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    woohoo, thats not a no!!!!!! i can take it anyway I want it!!!!!!
     
  17. bustramp

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    Something from a past life? Cheap sleazy $20 dollars a night motels! With a sleazy bar next to it! And in the west! The Lamplight motel! I had many a good night there in the spaces of Wyoming.

    Bustramp[​IMG]
     
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