I'm obsessed with breasts.

I'll go ahead and post this thread, since I know Hacker is dying to.
Yes, I admit I have some sort of sick fascination with wanting bigger boobs. CyndiLou is my hero.
I don't know why I want larger cans.
I don't plan on flashing anyone with them.
Breasts are just...well, nice.
I'm not attracted to chicks, but breasts are just easier on the eyes than ding dongs. I'd rather look at a ding dong than boobs, but you got to admit boobs are purty'.Ding dongs are not that pretty.
Nice, but not pretty. LOL.
What the hell must I be thinking?
I got serious problems. To the therapist's chair I go.

 

I am not a big fan of my own breasts, but, go figure..

 

who doesnt like breasts??????

 

Gay men?

 

I don't care for my own boobs.
I just see other boobs that people find online and post and think I wish my own looked that good.
I hate the fake looking ones like Pam Anderson has.
I want some boobs like Angelina Jolie.
I don't know if hers are fake or not, but they don't quite look as fake to me as others I've seen.

 

If they do not bounce, they are not fun...


yep

 

I wish I had a set of boobs

 

Madcrappie

Start eating more cakes, cookies and other fattening foods.

 

It is not neccessary to have huge boobs to be smoking hot. I give you exhibit A:

 

I mean real boobs, not man boobs

 

stacy keibler is a goddess.

 

Ding dong, avon calling.... :H

^Tranny sales associates need a career, too.

 

She's got legs and she DEFINITELY knows how to use them.... good pic, Ryan

 

Yes, but she weighs about 90 lbs and is completely airbrushed.
Real women don't actually look like that.
Hell, SHE doesn't really look like that.
Trust me, I have seen what celebrities really look like before they have been Photoshopped to look better.
I found a whole site one time that really shocked me.
Apparently, the majority of the woman in Hollywood are about 10 lbs heavier than they end up in magazines.
They shave them down, people. They also increase their boobs, shrink their butts, and tan them via tinting.
Wrinkles are removed, blemishes,birthmarks.
They flatten their tummies too. All this time, I thought they got flat stomachs from just working out.
Nope, working out and Photoshop.
Seriously, you people would be shocked. I know I sure was.

 

Well, I HAVE seen her in person on multiple occasions and I can assure you that she indeed DOES look EXACTLY like that.

And yes, she is VERY thin but she is also 5'11".

 

you wish to lactate?

 

Big boobs aren't all that great. I hate mine.

 

care to share them?? I need some

 

You could always buy a water bra.

 

Here ya go...



That was completely ridiculous...