The beer appreciation thread

Amen

 

i wish to thank the fine people of bremen, germany for producing that miracle of fermentation - beck's beer.

 

um. beers been around an extremely long time. though i would like to thank all those who kept chipping away at it until it has reached it's current level of perfected anarchy.

 

according to the label they've been making beck's since 1874. it is brewed under the german beer purity law of 1516 which states:

"We especially wish that, from this point on and everywhere in the countryside as well as in the towns and marketplaces, nothing is to be added to or used in beer other than barley, hops and water. Whosoever knowingly disobeys this decree will be severely punished by the court having jurisdiction over him by having his barrel of beer confiscated whenever this offense occurs."

 

well then, clearly becks beer is the oldest and only form of beer, and all the rest of those wonderful concoctions that have been around since prehistory are not beer, since they don't meet the beer purity laws of germany. i wonder how i ever made that mistake. probably not reading that whole specific reference to beck's beer.

 

I want some beer to make me cheer
hurray hurray a cheer for beer
I will not stick it in my ear
hurray hurray I'm here for beer




I like beer and clamato juice.

 

I want some beer to make me cheer
hurray hurray a cheer for beer
I will not stick it in my ear
hurray hurray I'm here for beer




I like beer and clamato juice.

 

i prefer V8 in my red beer.

 

yum.

 

beer is tasty

 

i'm just a magic beer filter..


put beer in the top end.. and it comes out the other end as pee..

cool, i know

only takes a few minutes too

 

how come?

 

I'm gonna quit drinking.... long enough to eat, then I'm gonna start again.

 

BEER > HUMANS

I'd rather have a life supply of beer than world peace.

I think I meant that.

 

no, why? wendy's just doesn't taste as good with beer as it does with Dr. Pepper

 

I just like to eat cuz I'm a fattie

 

I wear a judicial robe cuz nothing else fits me