If you were my sex slave

Would you cook, clean and whatever else in return?

 

*cough cough* copied another thread *cough cough*

 

Okay, so you swallow. Good, you have to if you are my slave.

 

No

 

would someone PLEASE hump bird so he'll not be horny for 3 minutes?? GOSH!

 

no problem there then

 

Exactly, there's gotta to be some women, somewhere on this earth whose willing to make the ultimate sacrifice



Hotwater

 

UMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....maybe if I wasnt celibate.....MAYBE .........

 

if I were your sex slave, I'd cut you off

 

Sammich.

 

Packaging tape makes for great bedside conversation.

 

OOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhh....thanks Snoopy...think I'll try that !!!!

 

Heheheh! I try to be creative.

 

Hey, Britney Spears will be your slave.


Of course, Britney Spears will pretty much be anybody's slave.

"I'm A Slave 4 U"


I know I may be young
But I've got feelings, too
And I need to do what I feel like doing
So let me go and just listen

All you people look at me like I'm a little girl
Well, did you ever think it'd be okay for me to step into this world
Always saying; little girl don't step into the club
Well, I'm just trying to find out why 'cause dancin's what I love yeah
(now watch me)

Get it, get it, get it, get it oh
Get it, get it, get it, get it ooooooooh (do you like it, hein)
Get it, get it, get it, get it oh huuuhuhhuh (just feels good)

I know I may come off quiet, I may come off shy
But I feel like talking, feel like dancing when I see this guy
What's practical is logical, what the hell who cares
All I know is I'm so happy when you're dancing there

I'm a slave 4 U
I cannot hold it, I cannot control it
I'm a slave 4 U
I won't deny it, I'm not trying to hide it

Baby, don't you wanna dance up on me? (I just wanna dance next to you)
To another time and place
Oh baby, don't you wanna dance up on me (are you ready?)
Leaving behind my name and age
Let's go

Like that
You like it?
Yeah
Now watch me

Get it, get it, get it, get it oh
Get it, get it, get it, get it ooooooooh (do you like it, hein)
Get it, get it, get it, get it oh huuuhuhhuh (just feels good)

I really wanna dance, tonight with you
I really wanna do, what you want me to
I really wanna dance, tonight with you (I wanna see you move)
I really wanna do, what you want me to (uh uh uh)

Baby, (yeah) don't you wanna dance up on me (I just wanna dance next to you)
To another time and place
Oh baby, don't you wanna dance up on me? (are you ready ?)
Leaving behind my name and age

I'm a slave 4 U (like that)
I cannot hold it, I cannot control it
I'm a slave 4 U (it just feels right, it just feels goods)
I won't deny it, I'm not trying to hide it baby

Get it, get it, get it, get it oh
Get it, get it, get it, get it ooooooooh
Get it, get it, get it, get it oh huuuhuhhuh (just make with me)

Get it, get it, get it, get it oh
Get it, get it, get it, get it ooooooooh
Get it, get it, get it, get it oh huuuhuhhuh

I'm a slave 4 U (here we go now, here we go now)
I cannot hold it, I cannot control it
I'm a slave 4 U (here we go)
I won't deny it (yeah yeah), I'm not trying to hide it (yeah)

Like that

God, isn't she just so intelligent? LMAO.

 

Get it, got it, good.

Hahaha.

 

erzebet1961,

Come on have some compasion for a hard-luck case




Hotwater

 

I have compassion...but i also have a small speck of values ............plus..Im all talk ..!!!!!!!!`

 

That's perfect! Bird IS a small speck! hahahaah!

 

values?? ooh no.. that won't do for bird.. your standards are just too high.. we need a "low-class" lady for him

 

yea, with nice tits, and a big mouth.