this kid better be worth it

i'm in a wedding tommorrow and while everyone else will be all sleek and sexy...I'll be duck waddliing down the aisle for 300 guest to laugh at. Not to mention I'm too big to dance. The worst is that there is a open bar!!!! I hate missing a open bar

Again, sex is bad....M'kay

 

Pregnant ladies are beautiful ...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Am I the only one who didn't quite think that made sense? Although I'm betting she wished she'd given him that head he asked for.

Also, missing an open bar does suck. I mean that's worse than losing out on free football tickets. Hell that's worse than not getting laid after prom really :&

Either way, you're pregnant and grumpy at the moment so I'm sure when the kid is born and begins assassin training you'll realize it was worth missing the open bar.























And waddling for an audience of 300 :X

 

i think pregnant women look radiant, and there will be more open bars.

 

I'm sure the wedding will go very well... and as much as I too enjoy an open bar, being pregnant is much better!