In 1970, I tripped on 2 Screaming Yellow Zonkers (yellow tabs, smooth as Sandoz blotter, that were unnamed until I deemed them worthy of that particular name). I picked up 2 hitchhiking chicks at Penn State, one of whom I knew, and drove them to Williamsport, where we partied and crashed with a vegetarian artist, who served us a dynamite tomato casserole and who made me uncomfortable sitting on the sofa by asking me not to rest my head on the paintings behind it, because canvas sags. Later, when Moby Grape was playing, I heard, "All the time you're worried that the painting's gonna fall on you." A year later, when I was working 2 jobs in Bethlehem, PA, some freaks from State College (as opposed to Penn State, where non-dropouts were from), found me and laid 2 hits of pink acid on me. The first hit was a normal size and gave me a normal trip. The second was bigger, as if it had been broken off a rod unevenly (?), and even though acid builds tolerance quickly, I did it the next night and had an extremely freaky trip, which included being asked by one of the biker patrons in the restaurant where I was working, "What's this on my bill--'Spag'?" then going into the men's room and seeking a works floating in the toilet, and finally asking him if he got off--on the "spag." I went home to my parents' house, still tripping my ass off, read the comics, and almost blew a gasket when I read Archie, where they had drawn a snowball target on a picket fence near the school and on the other side, where there was a hole behind the bullseye, they had an arrow pointing to it with the word "Look." Principal Needlenose (or whatever his name was) was walking toward it. Then I grabbed myself an F&S Beer from the fridge and happened to glance in the sink, where there was a single ice cube in the drain basket, along with a wad of hair!?!? Finally, I made the stupid decision to try to go to bed. My brother had fallen asleep with the radio on, and the song playing, which I later learned was by Sly and the Family Stone, was "Somebody's Watching You." Woo-oo-oo-oo!