Some Bastard

When I was in 7th grade I had gotten caught with a hunting knife and a butterfly knife at school, and this other dude got caught with "weed" on the same day. It ended up being oregano, but they still kicked the dude out of school. Twas fukt up.

 

well sorry i didnt post a pic because i pissed on the bag and light it on fire but ill go take a pic of the piss lol

 

Nice...eh?

 

i hate to be a downer and be the only one to say it but....



...maybe you're a dumbass?


i calls'm like i sees'm

 

why do you say im a dumb ass. i really am not i study advanced math and several programming languages. sorry for trusting my friend and believing that he mixed some good herb in there...

 

See stoner commandment #1.

 

yeah i know, 'tis why i said i hated to do it

i just, i guess, in my opinion, don't see how one can not tell the difference

and that there is some "dank ass shit hidden in" eh...unless it's at the end of a rainbow, i dunno

maybe i'm just being a dick, either way, sucks it happened

i suppose i'd be pissed too, had this occurred to me

but i'm about to get some weed tonight (if i ever get a fuckin' call)
so just come over here and we'll take bong hits

 

lmao you weren't kidding.

You should e-mail that to him or send it to him on AIM.

 

yeah really man....

i really say you kick his ass and steal your money back. unless you can find a better way to justify this bullshit.

 

I'll toke to that.

 

peace love and happiness right?

 

stoner jesus told me to, we're homies

 

hahaha, that reminds me of this time i rolled up some paper and licked the end and gave it to this kid (friend's little brother) and told him it was pcp... but he was like 7 and way too smart for his own good... i'm a bad person... he smoked it though and told us he felt "really weird" and we were like "are you trippin, man?" and he was like "not yet.." and five minutes he started tripping over furniture and we were like "yeah, you're soooo fucked up right now!" he asked us for more later.

 

Some people are book smart

Some people are street smart

Some people are general random crap smart

I'd say you're definitly not number 2.

 

I would cut his nose off and feed it to groundhogs. I'm sure they would appreciate it.

 

why is a seven year old asking for PCP? why would he even know what it is? ..... seven

 

do ground hogs like salt or pepper or hot sauce

 

A mixture of the two, I think.

 

probably pepper and hot stuff because salt is too light and wouldnt go with the other stuff. But then again the booger within the nose are salty. ill figure it out when the time comes