places and people you've screwed around

Lemme see... start with people... ON our then virgin friend's back after I snuck in to the sleep-over my g/f (fiance now) were having... and this friend of ours, we'd spend hours hanging out in thei smadman's room, and he like to be a computer/ video game dork, so we'd fuck behind him on his bed a lot... he probably only knows about a half or two thirds of it, and he tended to punch us and call us assholes and other such niceties a lot, despite an open invite... best part is it wasnt just pants down quickies, it was full nekkid sweaty sex, no idea how he never noticed (we had to tell him a number of times!) suffice to say, it smelled greatly of sex in there.

 

I once had sex with my friend's little sister (15 years old, I was 17, before you start getting all weirded out) on his couch while he slept across from us. He found out later, but strangely enough he was congratulatory, rather than angry with me. I certainly wouldn't do it again, though. I have to see her everyday and it's really not the best of situations to be in. The male genitalia will get him in trouble so many times! I also once tried to have sex with my girlfriend in a chair at Office Depot, but I couldn't "do the trick" if you know what I mean. I don't think exhibitionism is so much my thing.

I really don't want to be your friend, now! lol

 

Is she mad at you or something?

 

blackie, that reminds me... we did in the gueste room while her parents did it in the room next door... somewhere between laughter and eewww...

 

With apologies to Dr. Seuss

I first did it on the floor
well hid behind many closed doors
After that I needed more

Next I did it while at school
which I though was very cool
since then I've been a sex fool

I have done it on a plane
I love to do it in the rain
I've yet to do it on a train

I have done it on a bed
with a girl who's hair was red
she came so hard I feared she'd be dead

I can't get sex off of my brain
My lust for girls drives me insane
If you're a guy then you feel my pain

I can not rhyme anything more, so I will cease
and give the victims of this post, some well earned peace

 

No, Keltic, she's actually really into me, which is a problem. I let my dick guide me around and when you do that you end up having sex with girls whom you really don't want to be around. After you're done you realize the mistake you've made. Never again will I let my cock lead me around.

 

I was big into dressing rooms for a while

Victorias Secret dressing rooms
A dressing room at Goodwill
A starbucks bathroom
Once on top of a mountain that we climed
Other people's cars
Friends bathrooms
On a roof of a 6 story apartment building right in the middle of downtown Rochester (where I reside)
in an alleyway/up against my old front door
and then on my couch when my evil ex boyfriend was sleeping in the bedroom

not bad

 

Well what is so horrible about this girl? Is she hideous or just really bitchy? If a girl was really into me it would go a long way towards compensating for her being unattractive....to a point. If she's a sasquatch then obviously I'd still run the other way....fast. No ammount of lust on her part could make up for her being a bitch though. I've had my share of vicious, cruel, backstabbing, sociopathic women and I'm not about to get involved with another one. Ugly I can deal with, raving lunatic bitchiness I won't.

 

- In my bedroom when I lived at home with my mother in the next room

- In my girlfriends basement with her parents up stairs
- In the girls washroom at a Tim Horten's
- In the handycap washroom in two malls
- (First time) Under the back stairs to sport mart place after a smash mouth concert in a blizzard
- In a park with people walking by
- In our friends washroom at a party while stoned and tipsy
- In our friends motorhome
- behind the movie theatre
- In the movie theatre (yes the actual theatre with people and the big screen)